美国柯南碰瓷名侦探柯南 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]If you google Conan in any country 
[00:02.27]that I'm the first thing that comes up, 
[00:04.54]all right? which is as it should be? 
[00:06.81]except in one country, Japan, okay?
[00:11.33]Yeah please, let's not get angry here, 
[00:13.64]let me explain it. - Wow, this crowd, 
[00:15.79]okay, you're ready to go anti Japan.
[00:18.31]I just learned in Japan the first thing 
[00:23.45]that comes up if you google Conan, 
[00:25.11]is a manga an anime character named 
[00:27.85]and this is true Detective Conan.
[00:29.90]This is the first thing that comes up, 
[00:31.66]Detective Conan, there he is, he's a man 
[00:34.54]who's trapped in a child's body and solves 
[00:37.81]crimes, yeah, trapped in a child's body.
[00:42.58]Hey Conan, so I was like what is this 
[00:46.88]all about? Never else the world Conan 
[00:48.80]I come up except Japan Detective Conan. 
[00:51.67]So I decided to learn more about this 
[00:53.49]Detective Conan character 
[00:54.55]the results were very interesting, 
[00:56.20]like me Japanese Conan 
[00:57.95]has long skinny legs. okay?
[01:00.35]He has distinctive hair, he always wears a 
[01:03.26]suit spends all day asking people questions 
[01:05.43]and his extremely cartoonish and again 
[01:07.66]a man trapped in a child's body.
[01:10.59]Plus just for reference 
[01:12.56]this is a picture of me as a schoolboy, 
[01:14.88]I don't know if you notice any similarities.
[01:16.46]Now let me go further not only that 
[01:19.70]detective Conan was created in 1994, 
[01:22.80]what a coincidence that's 
[01:23.55]the year after I went on the air?
[01:26.00]Well detective conan has 
[01:27.71]become so popular in Japan, 
[01:29.24]there are now Conan live-action movies, 
[01:32.37]Conan cafes and this really blew my mind 
[01:34.94]and it's absolutely true, an actual city 
[01:37.38]that's been renamed Conan town.
[01:40.20]Yes here's a map of Conan town, 
[01:43.40]here's one of the town's trains, 
[01:45.42]they even have a statue of 
[01:47.52]detective Conan in the center of town.
[01:49.93]Yeah, making the same kind of 
[01:52.12]douche-baggy expression 
[01:53.41]that I've been doing for years, 
[01:54.89]now someone's been 
[01:56.64]making a lot of money off 
[01:58.10]the Asian version of me for 24 years.
[02:01.26]Now listen, I'm a reasonable person, 
[02:03.53]and I think we can make this whole ugly 
[02:05.61]business go away for several trillion Yen.
[02:08.58]Yeah in fact to be specific I think 
[02:10.99]three trillion Yen would be appropriate, 
[02:14.54]don't you? three trillions.
[02:16.24]A lot of Yen. - A lot of Yen.
[02:18.56]Now don't make me lawyer up Japan 
[02:20.83]I know you guys are watching, 
[02:22.20]so here's the deal, if you want to 
[02:24.34]keep this thing out of court.
[02:25.70]Send a check for three trillion Yen 
[02:28.76]to the more famous Conan, 4-thousand 
[02:32.20]Warner Boulevard Burbank California 
[02:34.47]nine one five two two.

美国柯南碰瓷名侦探柯南

美国柯南秀主持人柯南·奥布莱恩远程碰瓷名侦探柯南

CONAN Highlight: Conan thinks the popular Japanese anime and manga character Detective Conan has been ripping him off since 1994.
2018.8.21

tags: 单口柯南

主要角色

柯南·奥布莱恩 Conan O'Brien
美国脱口秀主持人、喜剧演员、作家、制作人。

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1

If you google Conan in any country that I'm the first thing that comes up, all right? which is as it should be? except in one country, Japan, okay?

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无论你在哪个国家上网搜Conan这个名字，排第一的就是我，对吗？全都这样吗？除了一个国家，日本，对吗?

2

Yeah please, let's not get angry here, let me explain it. - Wow, this crowd, okay, you're ready to go anti Japan.

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是的，请不要生气，我解释一下。 - 哇，瞧把这群观众气的，好吧，你们准备好去反日了。

3

I just learned in Japan the first thing that comes up if you google Conan, is a manga an anime character named and this is true Detective Conan.

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我刚知道在日本搜索Conan，第一个结果是一个漫画人物，他是真正的名侦探柯南。

4

This is the first thing that comes up, Detective Conan, there he is, he's a man who's trapped in a child's body and solves crimes, yeah, trapped in a child's body.

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这是第一条出现的搜索结果，名侦探柯南，他在（图片）里，他是一个被困在孩子身体里的人，他解决犯罪问题，是的，被困在孩子身体里。

5

Hey Conan, so I was like what is this all about? Never else the world Conan I come up except Japan Detective Conan.

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嘿柯南，我在想这是怎么回事？世界上提到柯南首先想到我，除了在日本，他们眼里是名侦探柯南。

6

So I decided to learn more about this Detective Conan character the results were very interesting, like me Japanese Conan has long skinny legs. okay?

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所以我决定更多地了解这个名侦探柯南的角色，结果很有趣，像我一样，日本名柯南也有长而细的腿。对吗?

7

He has distinctive hair, he always wears a suit spends all day asking people questions and his extremely cartoonish and again a man trapped in a child's body.

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他有独特的发型，他总是穿着西装整天问人们问题，他极其卡通化，而且还是一个被困在孩子身体里的人。

8

Plus just for reference this is a picture of me as a schoolboy, I don't know if you notice any similarities.

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另外，只是作为参考，这是我上学时的一张照片（强行PS过），我不知道你是否注意到任何相似之处。

9

Now let me go further not only that detective conan was created in 1994, what a coincidence that's the year after I went on the air?

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现在让我进一步说，不仅仅是名侦探柯南是在1994年创作的，很巧合，就是在我节目开播那年之后?

10

Well detective conan has become so popular in Japan, there are now Conan live-action movies, Conan cafes and this really blew my mind and it's absolutely true, an actual city that's been renamed Conan town.

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名侦探柯南在日本非常受欢迎，现在有了柯南真人电影，还有柯南咖啡馆，这让我非常震惊，这绝对是真的，一个真实的城市被改名为柯南镇。

11

Yes here's a map of Conan town, here's one of the town's trains, they even have a statue of detective Conan in the center of town.

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是的，这是柯南镇的地图，这是镇上的一列火车，他们甚至在镇中心有一个侦探柯南的雕像。

12

Yeah, making the same kind of douche-baggy expression that I've been doing for years, now someone's been making a lot of money off the Asian version of me for 24 years.

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是啊，（柯南雕像的手势）用了我多年来一直用的那种傻X表情，现在有人用亚洲版的我赚了24年的钱。

13

Now listen, I'm a reasonable person, and I think we can make this whole ugly business go away for several trillion Yen.

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听着，我是个讲道理的人，我觉得我们可以花上几万亿日元就能解决这桩麻烦。

14

Yeah in fact to be specific I think three trillion Yen would be appropriate, don't you? three trillions. - A lot of Yen. - A lot of Yen.

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是的，具体来说，我认为三万亿日元是合适的，不是吗？三万亿。 - 很多日元。 - 很多日元。

15

Now don't make me lawyer up Japan I know you guys are watching, so here's the deal, if you want to keep this thing out of court.

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别逼我去日本当律师我知道你们都在看，所以我跟你们说，如果你们不想上法庭的话。

16

Send a check for three trillion Yen to the more famous Conan, 4-thousand Warner Boulevard Burbank California nine one five two two.

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寄一张三万亿日元的支票给更著名的柯南，加州伯班克华纳大道4000号 91522。

1

无论你在哪个国家上网搜Conan这个名字，排第一的就是我，对吗？全都这样吗？除了一个国家，日本，对吗?

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If you google Conan in any country that I'm the first thing that comes up, all right? which is as it should be? except in one country, Japan, okay?

2

是的，请不要生气，我解释一下。 - 哇，瞧把这群观众气的，好吧，你们准备好去反日了。

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Yeah please, let's not get angry here, let me explain it. - Wow, this crowd, okay, you're ready to go anti Japan.

3

我刚知道在日本搜索Conan，第一个结果是一个漫画人物，他是真正的名侦探柯南。

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I just learned in Japan the first thing that comes up if you google Conan, is a manga an anime character named and this is true Detective Conan.

4

这是第一条出现的搜索结果，名侦探柯南，他在（图片）里，他是一个被困在孩子身体里的人，他解决犯罪问题，是的，被困在孩子身体里。

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This is the first thing that comes up, Detective Conan, there he is, he's a man who's trapped in a child's body and solves crimes, yeah, trapped in a child's body.

5

嘿柯南，我在想这是怎么回事？世界上提到柯南首先想到我，除了在日本，他们眼里是名侦探柯南。

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Hey Conan, so I was like what is this all about? Never else the world Conan I come up except Japan Detective Conan.

6

所以我决定更多地了解这个名侦探柯南的角色，结果很有趣，像我一样，日本名柯南也有长而细的腿。对吗?

显示原文▼

So I decided to learn more about this Detective Conan character the results were very interesting, like me Japanese Conan has long skinny legs. okay?

7

他有独特的发型，他总是穿着西装整天问人们问题，他极其卡通化，而且还是一个被困在孩子身体里的人。

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He has distinctive hair, he always wears a suit spends all day asking people questions and his extremely cartoonish and again a man trapped in a child's body.

8

另外，只是作为参考，这是我上学时的一张照片（强行PS过），我不知道你是否注意到任何相似之处。

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Plus just for reference this is a picture of me as a schoolboy, I don't know if you notice any similarities.

9

现在让我进一步说，不仅仅是名侦探柯南是在1994年创作的，很巧合，就是在我节目开播那年之后?

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Now let me go further not only that detective conan was created in 1994, what a coincidence that's the year after I went on the air?

10

名侦探柯南在日本非常受欢迎，现在有了柯南真人电影，还有柯南咖啡馆，这让我非常震惊，这绝对是真的，一个真实的城市被改名为柯南镇。

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Well detective conan has become so popular in Japan, there are now Conan live-action movies, Conan cafes and this really blew my mind and it's absolutely true, an actual city that's been renamed Conan town.

11

是的，这是柯南镇的地图，这是镇上的一列火车，他们甚至在镇中心有一个侦探柯南的雕像。

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Yes here's a map of Conan town, here's one of the town's trains, they even have a statue of detective Conan in the center of town.

12

是啊，（柯南雕像的手势）用了我多年来一直用的那种傻X表情，现在有人用亚洲版的我赚了24年的钱。

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Yeah, making the same kind of douche-baggy expression that I've been doing for years, now someone's been making a lot of money off the Asian version of me for 24 years.

13

听着，我是个讲道理的人，我觉得我们可以花上几万亿日元就能解决这桩麻烦。

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Now listen, I'm a reasonable person, and I think we can make this whole ugly business go away for several trillion Yen.

14

是的，具体来说，我认为三万亿日元是合适的，不是吗？三万亿。 - 很多日元。 - 很多日元。

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Yeah in fact to be specific I think three trillion Yen would be appropriate, don't you? three trillions. - A lot of Yen. - A lot of Yen.

15

别逼我去日本当律师我知道你们都在看，所以我跟你们说，如果你们不想上法庭的话。

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Now don't make me lawyer up Japan I know you guys are watching, so here's the deal, if you want to keep this thing out of court.

16

寄一张三万亿日元的支票给更著名的柯南，加州伯班克华纳大道4000号 91522。

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Send a check for three trillion Yen to the more famous Conan, 4-thousand Warner Boulevard Burbank California nine one five two two.

1

If you google Conan in any country that I'm the first thing that comes up, all right? which is as it should be? except in one country, Japan, okay?
2

Yeah please, let's not get angry here, let me explain it. - Wow, this crowd, okay, you're ready to go anti Japan.
3

I just learned in Japan the first thing that comes up if you google Conan, is a manga an anime character named and this is true Detective Conan.
4

This is the first thing that comes up, Detective Conan, there he is, he's a man who's trapped in a child's body and solves crimes, yeah, trapped in a child's body.
5

Hey Conan, so I was like what is this all about? Never else the world Conan I come up except Japan Detective Conan.
6

So I decided to learn more about this Detective Conan character the results were very interesting, like me Japanese Conan has long skinny legs. okay?
7

He has distinctive hair, he always wears a suit spends all day asking people questions and his extremely cartoonish and again a man trapped in a child's body.
8

Plus just for reference this is a picture of me as a schoolboy, I don't know if you notice any similarities.
9

Now let me go further not only that detective conan was created in 1994, what a coincidence that's the year after I went on the air?
10

Well detective conan has become so popular in Japan, there are now Conan live-action movies, Conan cafes and this really blew my mind and it's absolutely true, an actual city that's been renamed Conan town.
11

Yes here's a map of Conan town, here's one of the town's trains, they even have a statue of detective Conan in the center of town.
12

Yeah, making the same kind of douche-baggy expression that I've been doing for years, now someone's been making a lot of money off the Asian version of me for 24 years.
13

Now listen, I'm a reasonable person, and I think we can make this whole ugly business go away for several trillion Yen.
14

Yeah in fact to be specific I think three trillion Yen would be appropriate, don't you? three trillions. - A lot of Yen. - A lot of Yen.
15

Now don't make me lawyer up Japan I know you guys are watching, so here's the deal, if you want to keep this thing out of court.
16

Send a check for three trillion Yen to the more famous Conan, 4-thousand Warner Boulevard Burbank California nine one five two two.