像大人一样照顾自己 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]I did read something recently that said 
[00:01.68]if you had a difficult childhood, 
[00:03.54]you need to learn 
[00:04.50]how to parent yourself as an adult. 
[00:05.89]So I've been trying to do that. 
[00:06.91]I've been trying to parent myself. 
[00:08.12]But I kind of feel like 
[00:09.19]I got pregnant with me in high school 
[00:10.56]and, I was not ready for this responsibility.
[00:14.59]Not supposed to shake me. 
[00:16.10]Just found that out. And now every day, 
[00:18.90]I wake up totally overwhelmed. 
[00:20.37]Just like, "Okay. If I let you watch TikTok 
[00:23.59]on my phone for 40 minutes, 
[00:25.20]will you please stop crying?"
[00:27.48]All my friends are like, "Are you okay?" 
[00:28.98]I'm like, "No, I think I have colic. 
[00:30.45]I kept me up all night."

像大人一样照顾自己

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泰勒·汤姆林森 Taylor Tomlinson
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I did read something recently that said if you had a difficult childhood, you need to learn how to parent yourself as an adult.

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我最近读到一些东西，说如果你有一个艰难的童年，你需要学习如何作为一个成年人照顾自己。

2

So I've been trying to do that. I've been trying to parent myself. But I kind of feel like I got pregnant with me in high school and, uh... I was not ready for this responsibility.

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所以我一直在努力这么做。我一直在努力照顾自己。但我感觉我在高中时就怀上了自己（幻想自己刚刚成年就要照顾幼小的自己），呃… 我还没准备好承担这个责任。

3

Not supposed to shake me. Just found that out. And now every day, I wake up totally overwhelmed. Just like, "Okay. If I let you watch TikTok on my phone for 40 minutes, will you please stop crying?"

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我不该摇醒幼小的我。刚刚才知道。现在，我每天醒来都（因为幼儿哭闹而）不知所措。就像,“好吧。如果我让你在我手机上刷40分钟抖音，你能别哭了吗?”

4

All my friends are like, "Are you okay?" I'm like, "No, I think I have colic. I kept me up all night."

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我所有的朋友都在问我“你（看孩子）还好吗？”我说“不，我觉得我是疝气导致我整晚都睡不着。”

1

我最近读到一些东西，说如果你有一个艰难的童年，你需要学习如何作为一个成年人照顾自己。

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I did read something recently that said if you had a difficult childhood, you need to learn how to parent yourself as an adult.

2

所以我一直在努力这么做。我一直在努力照顾自己。但我感觉我在高中时就怀上了自己（幻想自己刚刚成年就要照顾幼小的自己），呃… 我还没准备好承担这个责任。

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So I've been trying to do that. I've been trying to parent myself. But I kind of feel like I got pregnant with me in high school and, uh... I was not ready for this responsibility.

3

我不该摇醒幼小的我。刚刚才知道。现在，我每天醒来都（因为幼儿哭闹而）不知所措。就像,“好吧。如果我让你在我手机上刷40分钟抖音，你能别哭了吗?”

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Not supposed to shake me. Just found that out. And now every day, I wake up totally overwhelmed. Just like, "Okay. If I let you watch TikTok on my phone for 40 minutes, will you please stop crying?"

4

我所有的朋友都在问我“你（看孩子）还好吗？”我说“不，我觉得我是疝气导致我整晚都睡不着。”

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All my friends are like, "Are you okay?" I'm like, "No, I think I have colic. I kept me up all night."

1

I did read something recently that said if you had a difficult childhood, you need to learn how to parent yourself as an adult.
2

So I've been trying to do that. I've been trying to parent myself. But I kind of feel like I got pregnant with me in high school and, uh... I was not ready for this responsibility.
3

Not supposed to shake me. Just found that out. And now every day, I wake up totally overwhelmed. Just like, "Okay. If I let you watch TikTok on my phone for 40 minutes, will you please stop crying?"
4

All my friends are like, "Are you okay?" I'm like, "No, I think I have colic. I kept me up all night."