爸爸给的心理健康建议 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]I finally found an anti-depressant 
[00:01.58]that works for me, which is great. 
[00:03.39]A lot of my friends scared me 
[00:04.55]by getting on them.
[00:05.59]I had a lot of friends who were like, 
[00:06.48]"I tried to get on anti-depressants. 
[00:07.82]I just didn't like how I felt on them. 
[00:09.19]I didn't feel like myself on them."
[00:10.77]And now that I'm on them, 
[00:11.87]I'm like "Yeah, me neither. It's the best!" 
[00:14.43]Right? And I do feel like myself. 
[00:16.74]I just feel like now someone's sitting on me, 
[00:18.85]going,  "Shh! Stop talking. 
[00:21.87]we are trying to help you. 
[00:22.92]You will ruin everything. Go to sleep. 
[00:25.17]Choose a different adventure."
[00:27.73]I didn't know anti-depressants 
[00:29.40]were an option when I was growing up. 
[00:30.68]When I was in high school, I was like, 
[00:31.81]"Dad, I think I'm depressed," and he was like, 
[00:33.61]"You just need some protein. 
[00:34.61]Get a scoop of peanut butter." 
[00:35.79]Yeah, there's a lot of conservative dads 
[00:37.92]out there just white-knuckling it 
[00:39.38]through life right now.
[00:40.48]Clinging to a jar of Crunchy Jif 
[00:43.26]like it's the answer. 
[00:44.65]Just a buoy in the storm. Like, "It'll pass!"
[00:48.22]The only mental-health advice 
[00:50.56]my dad ever gave me is, 
[00:51.52]I was having panic attacks in high school. 
[00:53.21]and I didn't know what they were.
[00:54.70]And I was like, "I don't know what to do 
[00:56.20]when I feel like this. I don't know 
[00:55.75]what to do. I don't know what to do." 
[00:56.81]And he goes, "All right. All I can tell you 
[00:59.26]is that when you feel like this, 
[01:01.56]get as far away from the people 
[01:04.00]you care about as possible." 
[01:05.91]"Until you feel different." 
[01:08.51]Which is advice you give a werewolf. Like, 
[01:12.36]"Just run into the woods 
[01:13.95]till you're not a monster anymore. 
[01:15.90]Don't let them see you change. 
[01:17.34]They won't accept you 
[01:18.47]for what you truly are."

爸爸给的心理健康建议

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泰勒·汤姆林森 Taylor Tomlinson
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1

I finally found an anti-depressant that works for me, which is great. A lot of my friends scared me by getting on them.

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我终于找到了一种对我有效的抗抑郁药，真是太棒了。我的很多朋友都因为吃这个药惊到我了。

2

I had a lot of friends who were like, "I tried to get on anti-depressants. I just didn't like how I felt on them. I didn't feel like myself on them."

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我有很多朋友说，“我试着服用抗抑郁药。我只是不喜欢吃药的感觉。吃这个药让我感觉不像我自己。”

3

And now that I'm on them, I'm like "Yeah, me neither. It's the best!" Right? And I do feel like myself.

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现在我吃了，我说“我也感觉不好。但这是最好的药了！” 对吧？我觉得我还是我自己。

4

I just feel like now someone's sitting on me, going, "Shh! Stop talking. we are trying to help you. You will ruin everything. Go to sleep. Choose a different adventure."

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我只是觉得现在有人坐在我身上，对我说，“嘘！别再说了。我们是在帮你。你会毁了一切的。去睡觉。选择一个不同的冒险。”

5

I didn't know anti-depressants were an option when I was growing up. When I was in high school, I was like, "Dad, I think I'm depressed," and he was like, "You just need some protein. Get a scoop of peanut butter."

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我小时候不知道抗抑郁药也是一种选择。我上高中的时候，我说:“爸爸，我觉得我抑郁了。”他说:“你只是需要一些蛋白质。”来一勺花生酱。”

6

Yeah, there's a lot of conservative dads out there just white-knuckling it through life right now.

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是啊，现在有很多保守的父亲在生活中挣扎。

7

Clinging to a jar of Crunchy Jif like it's the answer. Just a buoy in the storm. Like, "It'll pass!"

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抓着一罐杰夫花生酱不放，好像这就是答案。当成了风暴中的一个浮标。就好比“它就能解决问题!”

8

The only mental-health advice my dad ever gave me is, I was having panic attacks in high school. and I didn't know what they were.

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我爸爸给我的唯一的心理健康建议是，我在高中时有恐慌症发作(喜欢上一个人)，我那时不知道怎么回事。

9

And I was like, "I don't know what to do when I feel like this. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do."

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我当时像这样，“当我有这种感觉的时候我不知道该做什么。我不知道该怎么做。我不知道该干啥。”

10

And he goes, "All right. All I can tell you is that when you feel like this, get as far away from the people you care about as possible." "Until you feel different."

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他说，“好吧，我能告诉你的是，当你有这种感觉时，尽可能远离你在乎的人。”“直到你感觉不再一样。”

11

Which is advice you give a werewolf⁽¹⁾. Like, "Just run into the woods till you're not a monster anymore. Don't let them see you change. They won't accept you for what you truly are."

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这简直就是你给狼人的建议。就好比“跑到树林里去，直到你不再是怪物。不要让他们看到你的改变过程。他们不会接受真实的你。”
⁽¹⁾werewolf，指传说中在黑夜中变成狼的人。

1

我终于找到了一种对我有效的抗抑郁药，真是太棒了。我的很多朋友都因为吃这个药惊到我了。

显示原文▼

I finally found an anti-depressant that works for me, which is great. A lot of my friends scared me by getting on them.

2

我有很多朋友说，“我试着服用抗抑郁药。我只是不喜欢吃药的感觉。吃这个药让我感觉不像我自己。”

显示原文▼

I had a lot of friends who were like, "I tried to get on anti-depressants. I just didn't like how I felt on them. I didn't feel like myself on them."

3

现在我吃了，我说“我也感觉不好。但这是最好的药了！” 对吧？我觉得我还是我自己。

显示原文▼

And now that I'm on them, I'm like "Yeah, me neither. It's the best!" Right? And I do feel like myself.

4

我只是觉得现在有人坐在我身上，对我说，“嘘！别再说了。我们是在帮你。你会毁了一切的。去睡觉。选择一个不同的冒险。”

显示原文▼

I just feel like now someone's sitting on me, going, "Shh! Stop talking. we are trying to help you. You will ruin everything. Go to sleep. Choose a different adventure."

5

我小时候不知道抗抑郁药也是一种选择。我上高中的时候，我说:“爸爸，我觉得我抑郁了。”他说:“你只是需要一些蛋白质。”来一勺花生酱。”

显示原文▼

I didn't know anti-depressants were an option when I was growing up. When I was in high school, I was like, "Dad, I think I'm depressed," and he was like, "You just need some protein. Get a scoop of peanut butter."

6

是啊，现在有很多保守的父亲在生活中挣扎。

显示原文▼

Yeah, there's a lot of conservative dads out there just white-knuckling it through life right now.

7

抓着一罐杰夫花生酱不放，好像这就是答案。当成了风暴中的一个浮标。就好比“它就能解决问题!”

显示原文▼

Clinging to a jar of Crunchy Jif like it's the answer. Just a buoy in the storm. Like, "It'll pass!"

8

我爸爸给我的唯一的心理健康建议是，我在高中时有恐慌症发作(喜欢上一个人)，我那时不知道怎么回事。

显示原文▼

The only mental-health advice my dad ever gave me is, I was having panic attacks in high school. and I didn't know what they were.

9

我当时像这样，“当我有这种感觉的时候我不知道该做什么。我不知道该怎么做。我不知道该干啥。”

显示原文▼

And I was like, "I don't know what to do when I feel like this. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do."

10

他说，“好吧，我能告诉你的是，当你有这种感觉时，尽可能远离你在乎的人。”“直到你感觉不再一样。”

显示原文▼

And he goes, "All right. All I can tell you is that when you feel like this, get as far away from the people you care about as possible." "Until you feel different."

11

这简直就是你给狼人的建议。就好比“跑到树林里去，直到你不再是怪物。不要让他们看到你的改变过程。他们不会接受真实的你。”

显示原文▼

Which is advice you give a werewolf⁽¹⁾. Like, "Just run into the woods till you're not a monster anymore. Don't let them see you change. They won't accept you for what you truly are."
⁽¹⁾werewolf，指传说中在黑夜中变成狼的人。

1

I finally found an anti-depressant that works for me, which is great. A lot of my friends scared me by getting on them.
2

I had a lot of friends who were like, "I tried to get on anti-depressants. I just didn't like how I felt on them. I didn't feel like myself on them."
3

And now that I'm on them, I'm like "Yeah, me neither. It's the best!" Right? And I do feel like myself.
4

I just feel like now someone's sitting on me, going, "Shh! Stop talking. we are trying to help you. You will ruin everything. Go to sleep. Choose a different adventure."
5

I didn't know anti-depressants were an option when I was growing up. When I was in high school, I was like, "Dad, I think I'm depressed," and he was like, "You just need some protein. Get a scoop of peanut butter."
6

Yeah, there's a lot of conservative dads out there just white-knuckling it through life right now.
7

Clinging to a jar of Crunchy Jif like it's the answer. Just a buoy in the storm. Like, "It'll pass!"
8

The only mental-health advice my dad ever gave me is, I was having panic attacks in high school. and I didn't know what they were.
9

And I was like, "I don't know what to do when I feel like this. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do."
10

And he goes, "All right. All I can tell you is that when you feel like this, get as far away from the people you care about as possible." "Until you feel different."
11

Which is advice you give a werewolf⁽¹⁾. Like, "Just run into the woods till you're not a monster anymore. Don't let them see you change. They won't accept you for what you truly are."