水族馆的趣事 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]I drove up to Duluth, Minnesota, one time. 
[00:03.47]Yeah! Alright. And I went to this aquarium. 
[00:05.57]I don't know if you've been there before. 
[00:06.94]I don't know if I'd go just for the aquarium, 
[00:09.30]but if you're up there, check it out.
[00:11.23]It was a nice place, but it just felt like the 
[00:13.39]aquarium was on a two-week notice, right?
[00:15.64]They're like, 
[00:16.55]"We about to shut this place down." 
[00:18.40]Like, some animals were missing. 
[00:19.94]There was a fountain that had dried up.
[00:22.18]There was a turtle in there. 
[00:23.58]I didn't know if it was ceramic 
[00:25.13]or if it had just stopped moving.
[00:26.76]And they had a walk-in bird cage 
[00:29.44]that you could walk into. 
[00:30.70]But I got in there, and it just felt like 
[00:31.79]it was birds from the outside. 
[00:33.81]Like, I know all birds are from the outside. 
[00:37.48]But it felt like you were in, like, 
[00:39.30]a retail store and a bird had just flown in.
[00:41.89]And then couldn't figure how to get out. 
[00:44.39]And then I went to the main aquarium 
[00:46.58]and I'm looking at the fish tank.
[00:47.90]Right? And there's a lot of fish in there. 
[00:49.50]And this girl comes up to me 
[00:50.92]and she has a name tag on. 
[00:52.24]And the name tag has her name, 
[00:54.20]and then it says "fish expert." 
[00:56.36]I was like, "Alright, that's 
[00:58.10]what I'm talking about." 
[00:58.86]You know what I mean? 
[00:59.56]I don't run into a lot of fish 
[01:01.50]experts out here in the world.
[01:02.44]And I thought, "This is a great time 
[01:03.51]to get some answers to some of 
[01:04.71]the fish questions that I have."
[01:05.95]So I started asking her some stuff, 
[01:08.15]you know, stuff I can Google. 
[01:09.40]But I thought, "Hey, let's have a 
[01:11.19]real human experience here."
[01:12.60]So I start asking her stuff, and then I say, 
[01:14.82]"Oh, you know what? I got a good one." 
[01:16.20]This is a good question. 
[01:17.29]You're going to like this. 
[01:18.00]This is what I said to her. 
[01:19.20]I go, "Let me ask you this. do fish sleep?" 
[01:21.71]That's what I said to her. 
[01:23.30]I said, "Do fish sleep?" 
[01:24.72]And she looked me straight in the face 
[01:26.67]and she goes, "I don't know 
[01:28.23]because I don't work here at night."
[01:31.54]Okay, hey, thank you very much, guys. 
[01:33.60]I appreciate you. Thank you. 
[01:35.28]Thank you, guys.
[01:36.45]Dusty Slay, everybody. Dusty Slay.
[01:40.40]Season 3 of "The Standups" 
[01:42.43]is out December on Netflix.

水族馆的趣事

逛水族馆瞎问道：鱼睡觉吗？水族馆工作人员：我晚上不在这里上班，不知道。

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1

I drove up to Duluth, Minnesota, one time. Yeah! Alright. And I went to this aquarium.

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有一次我开车去了明尼苏达州的德卢斯。是的！我去了一个水族馆。

2

I don't know if you've been there before. I don't know if I'd go just for the aquarium⁽¹⁾, but if you're up there, check it out.

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我不知道你以前有没有去过那里。我不知道我会不会只去水族馆，但如果你在那里，可以去看看。
⁽¹⁾Great Lakes Aquarium大湖水族馆，坐落于明尼苏达州苏必利尔湖沿岸德卢斯市。

3

It was a nice place, but it just felt like the aquarium was on a two-week notice, right?

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那是个不错的地方，但感觉水族馆被提前两周通知了，对吧?

4

They're like, "We about to shut this place down." Like, some animals were missing. There was a fountain that had dried up.

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他们说“我们要关闭这个地方了”比如，一些动物失踪了。有一个喷泉已经干涸了。

5

There was a turtle in there. I didn't know if it was ceramic or if it had just stopped moving.

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里面有只乌龟。我不知道它是陶瓷的还是突然不动了。

6

And they had a walk-in bird cage that you could walk into. But I got in there, and it just felt like it was birds from the outside.

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他们有一个步入式鸟笼，你可以走进去。但我进去后，感觉就像是外面来的鸟。

7

Like, I know all birds are from the outside. But it felt like you were in, like, a retail store and a bird had just flown in.

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我知道所有的鸟都是从外面来的。但感觉就像你在一家零售店，一只鸟刚刚飞了进来。

8

And then couldn't figure how to get out. And then I went to the main aquarium and I'm looking at the fish tank. right? And there's a lot of fish in there.

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然后又不知道怎么出去。然后我去了主水族馆，然后我参观鱼缸。里面有很多鱼对吧？有个女孩向我走来。

9

And this girl comes up to me and she has a name tag on. And the name tag has her name, and then it says "fish expert."

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她身上戴着工作牌。工作牌上有她的名字，上面写着“鱼类专家”。

10

I was like, "Alright, that's what I'm talking about." You know what I mean? I don't run into a lot of fish experts out here in the world.

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我说，“好吧，这就是我说的。”你明白我的意思吗？我在这世上遇到的鱼类专家不多。

11

And I thought, "This is a great time to get some answers to some of the fish questions that I have."

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我想，“这是一个很好的时机来回答我的一些关于鱼的问题。”

12

So I started asking her some stuff, you know, stuff I can Google. But I thought, "Hey, let's have a real human experience here."

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所以我开始问她一些事情，你知道的，一些我能去搜的事情。但我想，“嘿，让我们来找个活人咨询（相对于谷歌搜索而言）体验一下吧。”

13

So I start asking her stuff, and then I say, "Oh, you know what? I got a good one." This is a good question. You're going to like this. This is what I said to her.

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所以我开始问她问题，我说，“哦，你知道吗？我想到了一个不错的问题。”这是个好问题。你会喜欢这个的。这是我对她说的。

14

I go, "Let me ask you this. do fish sleep?" That's what I said to her. I said, "Do fish sleep?" And she looked me straight in the face and she goes, "I don't know 'cause I don't work here at night."

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我说，“我问你，鱼睡觉吗?”我就是这么跟她说的。我说：“鱼睡觉吗？”她直直地看着我说：“我不知道，因为我晚上不来上班。”

15

Okay, hey, thank you very much, guys. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. - Dusty Slay, everybody. Dusty Slay. Season 3 of "The Standups" is out December on Netflix.

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好了，非常感谢你们，伙计们。我很欣赏你。谢谢你！谢谢你，伙计。 - 杜史迪·斯雷，大家注意，杜史迪·斯雷。《单口喜剧》第三季将于12月在Netflix上线。

1

有一次我开车去了明尼苏达州的德卢斯。是的！我去了一个水族馆。

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I drove up to Duluth, Minnesota, one time. Yeah! Alright. And I went to this aquarium.

2

我不知道你以前有没有去过那里。我不知道我会不会只去水族馆，但如果你在那里，可以去看看。

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I don't know if you've been there before. I don't know if I'd go just for the aquarium⁽¹⁾, but if you're up there, check it out.
⁽¹⁾Great Lakes Aquarium大湖水族馆，坐落于明尼苏达州苏必利尔湖沿岸德卢斯市。

3

那是个不错的地方，但感觉水族馆被提前两周通知了，对吧?

显示原文▼

It was a nice place, but it just felt like the aquarium was on a two-week notice, right?

4

他们说“我们要关闭这个地方了”比如，一些动物失踪了。有一个喷泉已经干涸了。

显示原文▼

They're like, "We about to shut this place down." Like, some animals were missing. There was a fountain that had dried up.

5

里面有只乌龟。我不知道它是陶瓷的还是突然不动了。

显示原文▼

There was a turtle in there. I didn't know if it was ceramic or if it had just stopped moving.

6

他们有一个步入式鸟笼，你可以走进去。但我进去后，感觉就像是外面来的鸟。

显示原文▼

And they had a walk-in bird cage that you could walk into. But I got in there, and it just felt like it was birds from the outside.

7

我知道所有的鸟都是从外面来的。但感觉就像你在一家零售店，一只鸟刚刚飞了进来。

显示原文▼

Like, I know all birds are from the outside. But it felt like you were in, like, a retail store and a bird had just flown in.

8

然后又不知道怎么出去。然后我去了主水族馆，然后我参观鱼缸。里面有很多鱼对吧？有个女孩向我走来。

显示原文▼

And then couldn't figure how to get out. And then I went to the main aquarium and I'm looking at the fish tank. right? And there's a lot of fish in there.

9

她身上戴着工作牌。工作牌上有她的名字，上面写着“鱼类专家”。

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And this girl comes up to me and she has a name tag on. And the name tag has her name, and then it says "fish expert."

10

我说，“好吧，这就是我说的。”你明白我的意思吗？我在这世上遇到的鱼类专家不多。

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I was like, "Alright, that's what I'm talking about." You know what I mean? I don't run into a lot of fish experts out here in the world.

11

我想，“这是一个很好的时机来回答我的一些关于鱼的问题。”

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And I thought, "This is a great time to get some answers to some of the fish questions that I have."

12

所以我开始问她一些事情，你知道的，一些我能去搜的事情。但我想，“嘿，让我们来找个活人咨询（相对于谷歌搜索而言）体验一下吧。”

显示原文▼

So I started asking her some stuff, you know, stuff I can Google. But I thought, "Hey, let's have a real human experience here."

13

所以我开始问她问题，我说，“哦，你知道吗？我想到了一个不错的问题。”这是个好问题。你会喜欢这个的。这是我对她说的。

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So I start asking her stuff, and then I say, "Oh, you know what? I got a good one." This is a good question. You're going to like this. This is what I said to her.

14

我说，“我问你，鱼睡觉吗?”我就是这么跟她说的。我说：“鱼睡觉吗？”她直直地看着我说：“我不知道，因为我晚上不来上班。”

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I go, "Let me ask you this. do fish sleep?" That's what I said to her. I said, "Do fish sleep?" And she looked me straight in the face and she goes, "I don't know 'cause I don't work here at night."

15

好了，非常感谢你们，伙计们。我很欣赏你。谢谢你！谢谢你，伙计。 - 杜史迪·斯雷，大家注意，杜史迪·斯雷。《单口喜剧》第三季将于12月在Netflix上线。

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Okay, hey, thank you very much, guys. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. - Dusty Slay, everybody. Dusty Slay. Season 3 of "The Standups" is out December on Netflix.

1

I drove up to Duluth, Minnesota, one time. Yeah! Alright. And I went to this aquarium.
2

I don't know if you've been there before. I don't know if I'd go just for the aquarium⁽¹⁾, but if you're up there, check it out.
3

It was a nice place, but it just felt like the aquarium was on a two-week notice, right?
4

They're like, "We about to shut this place down." Like, some animals were missing. There was a fountain that had dried up.
5

There was a turtle in there. I didn't know if it was ceramic or if it had just stopped moving.
6

And they had a walk-in bird cage that you could walk into. But I got in there, and it just felt like it was birds from the outside.
7

Like, I know all birds are from the outside. But it felt like you were in, like, a retail store and a bird had just flown in.
8

And then couldn't figure how to get out. And then I went to the main aquarium and I'm looking at the fish tank. right? And there's a lot of fish in there.
9

And this girl comes up to me and she has a name tag on. And the name tag has her name, and then it says "fish expert."
10

I was like, "Alright, that's what I'm talking about." You know what I mean? I don't run into a lot of fish experts out here in the world.
11

And I thought, "This is a great time to get some answers to some of the fish questions that I have."
12

So I started asking her some stuff, you know, stuff I can Google. But I thought, "Hey, let's have a real human experience here."
13

So I start asking her stuff, and then I say, "Oh, you know what? I got a good one." This is a good question. You're going to like this. This is what I said to her.
14

I go, "Let me ask you this. do fish sleep?" That's what I said to her. I said, "Do fish sleep?" And she looked me straight in the face and she goes, "I don't know 'cause I don't work here at night."
15

Okay, hey, thank you very much, guys. I appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you, guys. - Dusty Slay, everybody. Dusty Slay. Season 3 of "The Standups" is out December on Netflix.