巧克力般的恋人 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]Lot of my friends are settling down. 
[00:01.44]Some of them are just settling, 
[00:02.88]end of sentence.
[00:03.74]You guys have those couples in your lives? 
[00:05.66]Yeah. Yeah, where one person 
[00:07.63]in the couple is way hotter and cooler 
[00:09.67]than the other person in the couple?
[00:10.96]I like to call those couples 
[00:12.10]chocolate-covered raisins. 
[00:13.41]'Cause they're like, "Sure, you could 
[00:15.55]put those two together... If you want."
[00:17.94]But every time you see them, 
[00:19.43]you're like, "Chocolate, what are you doing? 
[00:22.34]Like... Like, you could've been with anybody."
[00:24.69]"You could've been with caramel, 
[00:25.69]you could've been with marshmallow, 
[00:26.65]you could've been with peanut butter, 
[00:27.80]who I heard cures depression..."
[00:30.19]"And you want to be with a raisin forever? 
[00:33.51]Like, no offense, raisin. You're great. 
[00:35.20]We love you. Nature's candy, that's you. 
[00:37.21]But you belong with, like, oatmeal. 
[00:40.10]Like, let's be honest."
[00:41.21]Aren't you scared every day 
[00:42.80]that someone's gonna come along 
[00:43.81]and suck chocolate right off of you?
[00:45.82]I love doing that joke because I like to feel 
[00:47.56]couples in the audience getting nervous. 
[00:49.24]Like, "Am I chocolate or raisin?"
[00:50.85]"We're both chocolate, right, babe? 
[00:52.67]We're chocolate-covered chocolate? 
[00:54.23]We're like the little Lindor guys 
[00:55.34]in the foil, you know?"
[00:56.47]"I'm the creamy part, and you're the shell 
[00:57.83]'cause you're so strong and if you leave me, 
[00:59.57]I'll be a mess?" Thank you so much, 
[01:01.80]"Tonight Show." I appreciate it. 
[01:02.14]Oh, my gosh! Didn't see 
[01:04.60]the Peanut-butter callback coming at all! 
[01:06.71]Taylor Tomlinson! 
[01:09.13]That is how you do it right there. 
[01:10.95]"Look At You" is streaming now on Netflix.

巧克力般的恋人

tags: 单口脱口喜剧汤姆林森

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泰勒·汤姆林森 Taylor Tomlinson
美国脱口秀演员

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1

Lot of my friends are settling down. Some of them are just settling, end of sentence.

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我的很多朋友们都成家了。有些人正在准备成家，就这么结束了。

2

You guys have those couples in your lives? Yeah. Yeah, where one person in the couple is way hotter and cooler than the other person in the couple?

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你们生活中有这样的情侣吗?是的。对，就是夫妻中有一个人比另一个人更性感更酷?

3

I like to call those couples chocolate-covered raisins. 'Cause they're like, "Sure, you could put those two together... If you want."

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我喜欢称这对情侣为巧克力和葡萄干。因为他们会说:“当然，你可以把这两者放在一起… 如果你想的话。”

4

But every time you see them, you're like, "Chocolate, what are you doing? Like... Like, you could've been with anybody."

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但每次你看到他们，你就会想:“巧克力，你在做什么？比如，你可能跟任何人在一起。”

5

"You could've been with caramel, you could've been with marshmallow, you could've been with peanut butter, who I heard cures depression..."

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“你可以和焦糖一起，可以和棉花糖一起，可以和花生酱一起，我听说花生酱海可以治疗抑郁症（我爸说的）……”

6

"And you want to be with a raisin forever? Like, no offense, raisin. You're great. We love you. Nature's candy, that's you. But you belong with, like, oatmeal. Like, let's be honest."

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“你想和一颗葡萄干永远在一起吗？”无意冒犯，葡萄干。你太棒了。我们爱你。大自然的糖果，那就是你。但你只适合和燕麦片在一起。让我们说实话吧。”

7

Aren't you scared every day that someone's gonna come along and suck chocolate right off of you?

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你难道不害怕每天都有人过来吸走你的巧克力吗？

8

I love doing that joke because I like to feel couples in the audience getting nervous. Like, "Am I chocolate or raisin?"

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我喜欢讲这个笑话，因为我喜欢观众中一对对情侣紧张的感觉。比如，“我是巧克力还是葡萄干？”

9

"We're both chocolate, right, babe? We're chocolate-covered chocolate? We're like the little Lindor guys in the foil, you know?"

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“我们都是巧克力，对吧，宝贝？”我们是披着巧克力外衣的巧克力？我们就像锡箔纸包住的小瑞士莲（外壳巧克力，软心也是巧克力），你知道吗?”

10

"I'm the creamy part, and you're the shell 'cause you're so strong and if you leave me, I'll be a mess?" Thank you so much, "Tonight Show." I appreciate it.

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“我是（瑞士莲的）软心部分，你是巧克力外壳，因为你很坚强，如果你离开我，我会一团糟?”非常感谢《今夜秀》我很感激。

11

Oh, my gosh! Didn't see the Peanut-butter callback coming at all! Taylor Tomlinson! That is how you do it right there. "Look At You" is streaming now on Netflix.

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哦，我的天哪！根本没看到花生酱公司有回电（泰勒在节目中讲笑话提到这个品牌名了使得品牌方获益）！泰勒·汤姆林森！你就是这么做的。《看你》现在在Netflix上播放。

1

我的很多朋友们都成家了。有些人正在准备成家，就这么结束了。

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Lot of my friends are settling down. Some of them are just settling, end of sentence.

2

你们生活中有这样的情侣吗?是的。对，就是夫妻中有一个人比另一个人更性感更酷?

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You guys have those couples in your lives? Yeah. Yeah, where one person in the couple is way hotter and cooler than the other person in the couple?

3

我喜欢称这对情侣为巧克力和葡萄干。因为他们会说:“当然，你可以把这两者放在一起… 如果你想的话。”

显示原文▼

I like to call those couples chocolate-covered raisins. 'Cause they're like, "Sure, you could put those two together... If you want."

4

但每次你看到他们，你就会想:“巧克力，你在做什么？比如，你可能跟任何人在一起。”

显示原文▼

But every time you see them, you're like, "Chocolate, what are you doing? Like... Like, you could've been with anybody."

5

“你可以和焦糖一起，可以和棉花糖一起，可以和花生酱一起，我听说花生酱海可以治疗抑郁症（我爸说的）……”

显示原文▼

"You could've been with caramel, you could've been with marshmallow, you could've been with peanut butter, who I heard cures depression..."

6

“你想和一颗葡萄干永远在一起吗？”无意冒犯，葡萄干。你太棒了。我们爱你。大自然的糖果，那就是你。但你只适合和燕麦片在一起。让我们说实话吧。”

显示原文▼

"And you want to be with a raisin forever? Like, no offense, raisin. You're great. We love you. Nature's candy, that's you. But you belong with, like, oatmeal. Like, let's be honest."

7

你难道不害怕每天都有人过来吸走你的巧克力吗？

显示原文▼

Aren't you scared every day that someone's gonna come along and suck chocolate right off of you?

8

我喜欢讲这个笑话，因为我喜欢观众中一对对情侣紧张的感觉。比如，“我是巧克力还是葡萄干？”

显示原文▼

I love doing that joke because I like to feel couples in the audience getting nervous. Like, "Am I chocolate or raisin?"

9

“我们都是巧克力，对吧，宝贝？”我们是披着巧克力外衣的巧克力？我们就像锡箔纸包住的小瑞士莲（外壳巧克力，软心也是巧克力），你知道吗?”

显示原文▼

"We're both chocolate, right, babe? We're chocolate-covered chocolate? We're like the little Lindor guys in the foil, you know?"

10

“我是（瑞士莲的）软心部分，你是巧克力外壳，因为你很坚强，如果你离开我，我会一团糟?”非常感谢《今夜秀》我很感激。

显示原文▼

"I'm the creamy part, and you're the shell 'cause you're so strong and if you leave me, I'll be a mess?" Thank you so much, "Tonight Show." I appreciate it.

11

哦，我的天哪！根本没看到花生酱公司有回电（泰勒在节目中讲笑话提到这个品牌名了使得品牌方获益）！泰勒·汤姆林森！你就是这么做的。《看你》现在在Netflix上播放。

显示原文▼

Oh, my gosh! Didn't see the Peanut-butter callback coming at all! Taylor Tomlinson! That is how you do it right there. "Look At You" is streaming now on Netflix.

1

Lot of my friends are settling down. Some of them are just settling, end of sentence.
2

You guys have those couples in your lives? Yeah. Yeah, where one person in the couple is way hotter and cooler than the other person in the couple?
3

I like to call those couples chocolate-covered raisins. 'Cause they're like, "Sure, you could put those two together... If you want."
4

But every time you see them, you're like, "Chocolate, what are you doing? Like... Like, you could've been with anybody."
5

"You could've been with caramel, you could've been with marshmallow, you could've been with peanut butter, who I heard cures depression..."
6

"And you want to be with a raisin forever? Like, no offense, raisin. You're great. We love you. Nature's candy, that's you. But you belong with, like, oatmeal. Like, let's be honest."
7

Aren't you scared every day that someone's gonna come along and suck chocolate right off of you?
8

I love doing that joke because I like to feel couples in the audience getting nervous. Like, "Am I chocolate or raisin?"
9

"We're both chocolate, right, babe? We're chocolate-covered chocolate? We're like the little Lindor guys in the foil, you know?"
10

"I'm the creamy part, and you're the shell 'cause you're so strong and if you leave me, I'll be a mess?" Thank you so much, "Tonight Show." I appreciate it.
11

Oh, my gosh! Didn't see the Peanut-butter callback coming at all! Taylor Tomlinson! That is how you do it right there. "Look At You" is streaming now on Netflix.