千禧一代的我太穷了 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]Alright. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 
[00:03.29]Alright. Turn up, turn up.  Okay. Thank you. 
[00:08.80]Man, I been in therapy for one year now.
[00:10.34]Whoo! And I'm excited, man. 
[00:12.53]I'm trying to get my homies to go to therapy, 
[00:13.92]too, but every time I tell them, 
[00:15.22]they like, "Nah, man, just do push-ups."
[00:17.30]Which is cool, but, like, after I'm done, 
[00:19.46]I'm still crying. I just have a bigger chest. 
[00:22.17]I got tears running down my chest 
[00:24.10]like a sad D'Angelo video. How does it feel
[00:28.31]You don't want to see that. Therapy's great, 
[00:30.86]though. Every time I tell my therapist 
[00:32.77]my issues, she gives me an understanding 
[00:34.34]moan like, "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm." 
[00:35.86]Like my issues are dessert.
[00:37.39]"Here's my apple anxiety pie." 
[00:39.25]"Mmm. That's good." 
[00:41.13]"Here's my depression blueberry muffin."
[00:43.44]"Mm, why you so sad?" 
[00:45.83]"Your depression just needed sugar." 
[00:47.80]Of course I'm depressed. I'm a Millennial. 
[00:49.93]I'm going to be renting forever. Forever.
[00:53.85]You know, I'm not mad at Baby Boomers. 
[00:56.20]I'm just jealous that they got here first 
[00:57.63]and bought all the land for $40.
[00:59.80]Like, there's nothing for us. Nothing. 
[01:02.15]I checked Amazon. We ain't got nothing.
[01:03.93]But that's alright, though. 
[01:05.22]Feel like there's gonna be change, 
[01:06.59]'cause a lot of the Baby Boomers, 
[01:07.63]they in the back of the computer store 
[01:09.12]asking for our help. 
[01:10.12]That's where we get change. 
[01:11.41]They all back there, 
[01:12.65]"Can you help me reset my password?"
[01:15.26]"You gonna help me with a house? 
[01:16.65]Hmm? Still got to get it, Grandma."
[01:18.87]"You gonna co-sign this mortgage? No? Well, 
[01:21.34]I don't know passwords. I don't know. 
[01:22.47]I don't even work here. Next!"
[01:23.84]People don't realize this, 
[01:25.70]Like, "alright, anybody that's 21 and older?" 
[01:27.65]you ever realize this? 
[01:28.37]Like, "we were all born in the 1900s." 
[01:31.51]Like, "the people in the 1800s are all dead. 
[01:34.22]It's just us. " Like, I feel like I'm starting 
[01:36.68]to sound like my mom. 
[01:37.62]Like, I remember anything in the news 
[01:39.20]with Michael Jackson, she would defend him 
[01:40.52]like, "Well, you know what? 
[01:41.43]I like Michael with the big nose."
[01:42.97]"Michael with the big nose and the afro 
[01:44.66]and the bell bottoms, 
[01:45.64]that's the only Michael Jackson I know."
[01:47.00]I say the same thing just for Kanye West. 
[01:49.56]"You know Yeezy with the Louis Vuitton 
[01:51.15]book bag and the braces? That's my Yeezy. 
[01:54.20]That's the only Yeezy I know." 
[01:55.86]Nah, I love Kanye. And we all miss traveling. 
[01:58.10]And two years ago, I was in Paris. 
[02:00.10]And I'm not bragging, I just have to 
[02:02.22]give a shout-out to my credit card limit 
[02:03.56]for extending itself. You ever had that? 
[02:05.86]Like words, "You gonna give me 
[02:07.13]more money off the money I still owe you? 
[02:08.79]Turn up! We out!"
[02:10.19]I don't get that when rappers like, 
[02:11.75]"Get money. Get money." No, get credit. 
[02:13.82]Get credit, use it, then die. Get out of there."
[02:17.50]I'm a Millennial. All I'm passing down 
[02:19.30]to my kids is knowledge and debt. 
[02:20.95]"Here's my student loans. 
[02:22.30]and the people in the family that I owe."
[02:24.27]"Minimal payment, baby. Minimal payment." 
[02:27.43]I'm Nore Davis! Thank you so much.

千禧一代的我太穷了

千禧一代的年轻人，穷但是会花钱敢花钱，敢于超前消费。

“千禧一代”经历的第一次经济衰退——始于2007年的全球金融危机——将这一代人分成了两派：年龄较大的“千禧一代”毕业即失业，面对的陷入停滞状态的就业市场，而年纪较轻的“千禧一代”赶上了经济复苏的顺风车。在新冠疫情爆发之前，“千禧一代”存在严重的收入不平等，且不同种族之间的收入差距极为引人注目。新冠疫情的爆发加剧了这种贫富差距。一些“千禧一代”生活得很好，另一些则在困境中苦苦挣扎，充分反映出美国“K”型经济复苏。此外，贫富差距加剧甚至催生了其他不平等，比如说职业分歧。

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诺尔·戴维斯 Nore Davis
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1

Alright. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Alright. Turn up, turn up. Okay. Thank you. Man, I been in therapy for one year now.

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好吧。谢谢你！谢谢。好吧。来吧来吧。好吧。谢谢你们！我已经接受了一年的心理治疗了。

2

Whoo! And I'm excited, man. I'm trying to get my homies to go to therapy, too, but every time I tell them, they like, "Nah, man, just do push-ups."

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哇！我很兴奋，伙计。我也想让我的朋友们去做心理治疗，但每次我告诉他们，他们就说"不用了，做俯卧撑就行了。"

3

Which is cool, but, like, after I'm done, I'm still crying. I just have a bigger chest. I got tears running down my chest like a sad D'Angelo video. ♪ How does it feel ♪

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这很酷，但是，我做完俯卧撑之后，我还是会哭。我只是胸肌大而已。我的眼泪就像迪·安格罗的伤感的视频一样流了下来。How does it feel!(歌词)

4

You don't want to see that. Therapy's great, though. Every time I tell my therapist my issues, she gives me an understanding moan like, "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm." Like my issues are dessert.

显示译文▼

你不会想看这个的。不过，治疗很好。每次我告诉我的心理医生我的问题，她都会理解地呻吟，就像"嗯。嗯哼。”好像我的问题是甜点。

5

"Here's my apple anxiety pie." "Mmm. That's good." "Here's my depression blueberry muffin."

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“这是我的苹果焦虑派。”“嗯。真好吃。”“这是我的抑郁症蓝莓松饼。”

6

"Mm, why you so sad?" "Your depression just needed sugar." Of course I'm depressed. I'm a Millennial⁽¹⁾. I'm going to be renting forever. Forever.

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“嗯，你为什么这么伤心?”“你的抑郁只是需要糖。”我当然很沮丧。我是千禧一代。我要一直租住下去了。直到永远。
⁽¹⁾Millennial，千禧一代，出生于1980年或之后的90年代中期或21世纪初，所以现在许多年轻人会把自己定义为千禧一代。

7

You know, I'm not mad at Baby Boomers⁽²⁾. I'm just jealous that they got here first and bought all the land for $40⁽³⁾.

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我不生婴儿潮一代的气。我只是嫉妒他们先来，花40美元买下了所有的土地。
⁽²⁾Boomers，美国婴儿潮是由Baby boom（婴儿潮）翻译而来，特指美国第二次世界大战后的"4664"现象：从1946年至1964年，这18年间婴儿潮人口高达7600万人，这个人群被通称为“婴儿潮一代”。这一代人在冷战和越战的阴影中长大，个性鲜明，与其父辈价值观相悖，具有叛逆精神。

⁽³⁾此处抱怨美国千禧一代住房短缺是拜“婴儿潮一代”所赐。

8

Like, there's nothing for us. Nothing. I checked Amazon. We ain't got nothing.

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就像，没有我们的东西。什么都没有。我检查了亚马逊。我们什么都没有。

9

But that's alright, though. Feel like there's gonna be change, 'cause a lot of the Baby Boomers, they in the back of the computer store asking for our help.

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不过没关系。感觉会有变化，因为很多婴儿潮时期出生的人，他们在电脑商店的后面寻求我们的帮助。

10

That's where we get change. They all back there, "Can you help me reset my password?"

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这就是我们觉察到的变化。他们都在问“你能帮我重设密码吗？”（这帮老人快被时代淘汰了）

11

"You gonna help me with a house? Hmm? Still got to get it, Grandma."

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“（如果我帮你重设密码）你要给我援助套房子吗？嗯？我还是得自己去赚钱买房，奶奶。"

12

"You gonna co-sign this mortgage? No? Well, I don't know passwords. I don't know. I don't even work here. Next!"

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“（如果我帮你重设密码）你要共同签署这份抵押贷款吗（帮我搞套房）？没有？那好，我不懂什么重设密码。我不知道。我都不在这里工作。下一个（需要帮助的老人）！”

13

People don't realize this, Like, "alright, anybody that's 21 and older?" you ever realize this? Like, "we were all born in the 1900s." Like, "the people in the 1800s are all dead. It's just us. "⁽⁴⁾

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人们没有意识到这一点，就好像，“有21岁以上的人吗？”，你们有没有意识到这一点？比如，“我们都出生在20世纪。”又比如“19世纪的人都死了。现在只是我们。”
⁽⁴⁾此处指21世纪20年代千禧一代拥有的财富不足美国财富总量的5%。

14

Like, I feel like I'm starting to sound like my mom. Like, I remember anything in the news with Michael Jackson, she would defend him like, "Well, you know what? I like Michael with the big nose."

显示译文▼

我觉得我说话开始像我妈了，我记得任何关于迈克尔·杰克逊的新闻，她都会为他辩护，“你知道吗？我喜欢迈克尔的大鼻子。”

15

"Michael with the big nose and the afro and the bell bottoms, that's the only Michael Jackson I know."

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“那个大鼻子，留着爆炸头，穿着喇叭裤的迈克尔，这就是我认识的唯一一个迈克尔·杰克逊。”

16

I say the same thing just for Kanye West. "You know Yeezy⁽⁵⁾ with the Louis Vuitton book bag and the braces? That's my Yeezy. That's the only Yeezy I know." Nah, I love Kanye.

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我用同样的调调跟侃爷这么说的。“你知道背着LV书包和牙套的Yeezy吗?”这是我的Yeezy。这是我唯一知道的Yeezy。”不，我更喜欢侃爷。
⁽⁵⁾YEEZY，说唱歌手Kanye West（侃爷）推出的个人潮流品牌。

17

And we all miss traveling. And two years ago, I was in Paris. And I'm not bragging, I just have to give a shout-out to my credit card limit for extending itself.

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我们都怀念旅行。两年前，我在巴黎。我不是在吹牛，我只需大喊一声我的信用卡就会提额。

18

You ever had that? Like words, "You gonna give me more money off the money I still owe you? Turn up! We out!"

显示译文▼

你有过吗？就像这样说，“你能再多给我加点额度吗反正钱还是你们银行的？调额吧！”然后我们就走了。

19

I don't get that when rappers like, "Get money. Get money." No, get credit. Get credit, use it, then die. Get out of there."

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说唱歌手唱到"赚钱，赚钱"的时候我很不理解。“不，应该是获得信用额度。获得信用额度，然后造了它，然后死去。快离开那里。”

20

I'm a Millennial. All I'm passing down to my kids is knowledge and debt. "Here's my student loans. and the people in the family that I owe."

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我是一个千禧一代。我留给孩子们的只有知识和债务。“这是我的助学贷款。以及我所亏欠的家人。”

21

"Minimal payment, baby. Minimal payment." I'm Nore Davis! Thank you so much.

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（如果在我临终前我会这样说）“最低偿还就行，孩子，只还最低。”我是诺尔·戴维斯！非常感谢。

1

好吧。谢谢你！谢谢。好吧。来吧来吧。好吧。谢谢你们！我已经接受了一年的心理治疗了。

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Alright. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Alright. Turn up, turn up. Okay. Thank you. Man, I been in therapy for one year now.

2

哇！我很兴奋，伙计。我也想让我的朋友们去做心理治疗，但每次我告诉他们，他们就说"不用了，做俯卧撑就行了。"

显示原文▼

Whoo! And I'm excited, man. I'm trying to get my homies to go to therapy, too, but every time I tell them, they like, "Nah, man, just do push-ups."

3

这很酷，但是，我做完俯卧撑之后，我还是会哭。我只是胸肌大而已。我的眼泪就像迪·安格罗的伤感的视频一样流了下来。How does it feel!(歌词)

显示原文▼

Which is cool, but, like, after I'm done, I'm still crying. I just have a bigger chest. I got tears running down my chest like a sad D'Angelo video. ♪ How does it feel ♪

4

你不会想看这个的。不过，治疗很好。每次我告诉我的心理医生我的问题，她都会理解地呻吟，就像"嗯。嗯哼。”好像我的问题是甜点。

显示原文▼

You don't want to see that. Therapy's great, though. Every time I tell my therapist my issues, she gives me an understanding moan like, "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm." Like my issues are dessert.

5

“这是我的苹果焦虑派。”“嗯。真好吃。”“这是我的抑郁症蓝莓松饼。”

显示原文▼

"Here's my apple anxiety pie." "Mmm. That's good." "Here's my depression blueberry muffin."

6

“嗯，你为什么这么伤心?”“你的抑郁只是需要糖。”我当然很沮丧。我是千禧一代。我要一直租住下去了。直到永远。

显示原文▼

"Mm, why you so sad?" "Your depression just needed sugar." Of course I'm depressed. I'm a Millennial⁽¹⁾. I'm going to be renting forever. Forever.
⁽¹⁾Millennial，千禧一代，出生于1980年或之后的90年代中期或21世纪初，所以现在许多年轻人会把自己定义为千禧一代。

7

我不生婴儿潮一代的气。我只是嫉妒他们先来，花40美元买下了所有的土地。

显示原文▼

You know, I'm not mad at Baby Boomers⁽²⁾. I'm just jealous that they got here first and bought all the land for $40⁽³⁾.
⁽²⁾Boomers，美国婴儿潮是由Baby boom（婴儿潮）翻译而来，特指美国第二次世界大战后的"4664"现象：从1946年至1964年，这18年间婴儿潮人口高达7600万人，这个人群被通称为“婴儿潮一代”。这一代人在冷战和越战的阴影中长大，个性鲜明，与其父辈价值观相悖，具有叛逆精神。

⁽³⁾此处抱怨美国千禧一代住房短缺是拜“婴儿潮一代”所赐。

8

就像，没有我们的东西。什么都没有。我检查了亚马逊。我们什么都没有。

显示原文▼

Like, there's nothing for us. Nothing. I checked Amazon. We ain't got nothing.

9

不过没关系。感觉会有变化，因为很多婴儿潮时期出生的人，他们在电脑商店的后面寻求我们的帮助。

显示原文▼

But that's alright, though. Feel like there's gonna be change, 'cause a lot of the Baby Boomers, they in the back of the computer store asking for our help.

10

这就是我们觉察到的变化。他们都在问“你能帮我重设密码吗？”（这帮老人快被时代淘汰了）

显示原文▼

That's where we get change. They all back there, "Can you help me reset my password?"

11

“（如果我帮你重设密码）你要给我援助套房子吗？嗯？我还是得自己去赚钱买房，奶奶。"

显示原文▼

"You gonna help me with a house? Hmm? Still got to get it, Grandma."

12

“（如果我帮你重设密码）你要共同签署这份抵押贷款吗（帮我搞套房）？没有？那好，我不懂什么重设密码。我不知道。我都不在这里工作。下一个（需要帮助的老人）！”

显示原文▼

"You gonna co-sign this mortgage? No? Well, I don't know passwords. I don't know. I don't even work here. Next!"

13

人们没有意识到这一点，就好像，“有21岁以上的人吗？”，你们有没有意识到这一点？比如，“我们都出生在20世纪。”又比如“19世纪的人都死了。现在只是我们。”

显示原文▼

People don't realize this, Like, "alright, anybody that's 21 and older?" you ever realize this? Like, "we were all born in the 1900s." Like, "the people in the 1800s are all dead. It's just us. "⁽⁴⁾
⁽⁴⁾此处指21世纪20年代千禧一代拥有的财富不足美国财富总量的5%。

14

我觉得我说话开始像我妈了，我记得任何关于迈克尔·杰克逊的新闻，她都会为他辩护，“你知道吗？我喜欢迈克尔的大鼻子。”

显示原文▼

Like, I feel like I'm starting to sound like my mom. Like, I remember anything in the news with Michael Jackson, she would defend him like, "Well, you know what? I like Michael with the big nose."

15

“那个大鼻子，留着爆炸头，穿着喇叭裤的迈克尔，这就是我认识的唯一一个迈克尔·杰克逊。”

显示原文▼

"Michael with the big nose and the afro and the bell bottoms, that's the only Michael Jackson I know."

16

我用同样的调调跟侃爷这么说的。“你知道背着LV书包和牙套的Yeezy吗?”这是我的Yeezy。这是我唯一知道的Yeezy。”不，我更喜欢侃爷。

显示原文▼

I say the same thing just for Kanye West. "You know Yeezy⁽⁵⁾ with the Louis Vuitton book bag and the braces? That's my Yeezy. That's the only Yeezy I know." Nah, I love Kanye.
⁽⁵⁾YEEZY，说唱歌手Kanye West（侃爷）推出的个人潮流品牌。

17

我们都怀念旅行。两年前，我在巴黎。我不是在吹牛，我只需大喊一声我的信用卡就会提额。

显示原文▼

And we all miss traveling. And two years ago, I was in Paris. And I'm not bragging, I just have to give a shout-out to my credit card limit for extending itself.

18

你有过吗？就像这样说，“你能再多给我加点额度吗反正钱还是你们银行的？调额吧！”然后我们就走了。

显示原文▼

You ever had that? Like words, "You gonna give me more money off the money I still owe you? Turn up! We out!"

19

说唱歌手唱到"赚钱，赚钱"的时候我很不理解。“不，应该是获得信用额度。获得信用额度，然后造了它，然后死去。快离开那里。”

显示原文▼

I don't get that when rappers like, "Get money. Get money." No, get credit. Get credit, use it, then die. Get out of there."

20

我是一个千禧一代。我留给孩子们的只有知识和债务。“这是我的助学贷款。以及我所亏欠的家人。”

显示原文▼

I'm a Millennial. All I'm passing down to my kids is knowledge and debt. "Here's my student loans. and the people in the family that I owe."

21

（如果在我临终前我会这样说）“最低偿还就行，孩子，只还最低。”我是诺尔·戴维斯！非常感谢。

显示原文▼

"Minimal payment, baby. Minimal payment." I'm Nore Davis! Thank you so much.

1

Alright. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Alright. Turn up, turn up. Okay. Thank you. Man, I been in therapy for one year now.
2

Whoo! And I'm excited, man. I'm trying to get my homies to go to therapy, too, but every time I tell them, they like, "Nah, man, just do push-ups."
3

Which is cool, but, like, after I'm done, I'm still crying. I just have a bigger chest. I got tears running down my chest like a sad D'Angelo video. ♪ How does it feel ♪
4

You don't want to see that. Therapy's great, though. Every time I tell my therapist my issues, she gives me an understanding moan like, "Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm." Like my issues are dessert.
5

"Here's my apple anxiety pie." "Mmm. That's good." "Here's my depression blueberry muffin."
6

"Mm, why you so sad?" "Your depression just needed sugar." Of course I'm depressed. I'm a Millennial⁽¹⁾. I'm going to be renting forever. Forever.
7

You know, I'm not mad at Baby Boomers⁽²⁾. I'm just jealous that they got here first and bought all the land for $40⁽³⁾.
8

Like, there's nothing for us. Nothing. I checked Amazon. We ain't got nothing.
9

But that's alright, though. Feel like there's gonna be change, 'cause a lot of the Baby Boomers, they in the back of the computer store asking for our help.
10

That's where we get change. They all back there, "Can you help me reset my password?"
11

"You gonna help me with a house? Hmm? Still got to get it, Grandma."
12

"You gonna co-sign this mortgage? No? Well, I don't know passwords. I don't know. I don't even work here. Next!"
13

People don't realize this, Like, "alright, anybody that's 21 and older?" you ever realize this? Like, "we were all born in the 1900s." Like, "the people in the 1800s are all dead. It's just us. "⁽⁴⁾
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Like, I feel like I'm starting to sound like my mom. Like, I remember anything in the news with Michael Jackson, she would defend him like, "Well, you know what? I like Michael with the big nose."
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"Michael with the big nose and the afro and the bell bottoms, that's the only Michael Jackson I know."
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I say the same thing just for Kanye West. "You know Yeezy⁽⁵⁾ with the Louis Vuitton book bag and the braces? That's my Yeezy. That's the only Yeezy I know." Nah, I love Kanye.
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And we all miss traveling. And two years ago, I was in Paris. And I'm not bragging, I just have to give a shout-out to my credit card limit for extending itself.
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You ever had that? Like words, "You gonna give me more money off the money I still owe you? Turn up! We out!"
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I don't get that when rappers like, "Get money. Get money." No, get credit. Get credit, use it, then die. Get out of there."
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I'm a Millennial. All I'm passing down to my kids is knowledge and debt. "Here's my student loans. and the people in the family that I owe."
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"Minimal payment, baby. Minimal payment." I'm Nore Davis! Thank you so much.