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[00:00.00]Our next guest has a new stand-up special, 
[00:02.40]"Look At You," streaming now on Netflix. 
[00:05.36]Please welcome the very funny 
[00:06.44]Taylor Tomlinson.
[00:08.20]Thank you so much! Oh, my God. 
[00:11.20]It's so good to be here. 
[00:12.42]It has been a rough couple of years. 
[00:14.17]I got bangs at one point. Things got dark.
[00:17.28]I didn't want bangs. I just needed 
[00:19.68]people to check on me, and, it works, 
[00:22.19]by the way, you post a selfie in bangs, 
[00:24.29]everybody's like, "Fire emoji. You go, girl!" 
[00:26.57]Then they text you, like, "You okay?"
[00:28.31]Here's what I did. I got bangs, 
[00:30.67]and then two days later, 
[00:32.56]I did mushrooms for the first time.
[00:34.75]And as soon as I did those mushrooms, 
[00:37.60]I was like, "I should've done these first."
[00:40.80]Probably wouldn't have gotten 
[00:42.53]these bangs if I forgave myself, huh? 
[00:45.31]But you know what? Having bangs 
[00:47.80]feels exactly like being on mushrooms.
[00:48.72]The whole time, you're just looking at 
[00:49.96]your friends like, "Do I look weird?" 
[00:51.34]"You guys would tell me 
[00:52.41]if I looked weird, right?" They're like, 
[00:54.54]"Don't tell her. She'll freak out."

换发型的趣事

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泰勒·汤姆林森 Taylor Tomlinson
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Our next guest has a new stand-up special, "Look At You," streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome the very funny Taylor Tomlinson.

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我们的下一位嘉宾有一个新的单口相声特别节目《看你》，现在在Netflix上播放，有请非常有趣的泰勒·汤姆林森。

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Thank you so much! Oh, my God. It's so good to be here. It has been a rough couple of years. I got bangs at one point. Things got dark.

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非常感谢！哦，我的上帝。很高兴来到这里。这几年过得很艰难。我曾经留过刘海。这让事情变得有点糟。

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I didn't want bangs. I just needed people to check on me, and, it works, by the way, you post a selfie in bangs, everybody's like, "Fire emoji. You go, girl!" Then they text you, like, "You okay?"

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我不想要刘海。我只是需要有人来关注一下我，顺便说一下，这招儿管用。你发一张刘海的自拍照，大家都发个火的表情符号配以文字："我支持你，姑娘！”然后发来短信，说“你还好吧？”

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Here's what I did. I got bangs, and then two days later, I did mushrooms for the first time.

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我就是这么做的。我留了刘海，两天后，我又第一次做了蘑菇头发型。

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And as soon as I did those mushrooms, I was like, "I should've done these first."

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当我做了蘑菇头的时候，我就想，“我应该先做这些。”

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Probably wouldn't have gotten these bangs if I forgave myself, huh? But you know what? Having bangs feels exactly like being on mushrooms.

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如果我能原谅自己，可能就不会留刘海了，但你知道吗？留刘海（受人追捧）的感觉超过了蘑菇头（略尴尬）的感觉。

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The whole time, you're just looking at your friends like, "Do I look weird?"

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（留蘑菇头以后）整个过程中，你都在看着你的朋友，好像在说“我看起来很奇怪吗？”

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"You guys would tell me if I looked weird, right?" They're like, "Don't tell her. She'll freak out."

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“如果我看起来很奇怪，你们会告诉我的，对吧？”他们说，“别告诉她。她会吓一跳。”

1

我们的下一位嘉宾有一个新的单口相声特别节目《看你》，现在在Netflix上播放，有请非常有趣的泰勒·汤姆林森。

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Our next guest has a new stand-up special, "Look At You," streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome the very funny Taylor Tomlinson.

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非常感谢！哦，我的上帝。很高兴来到这里。这几年过得很艰难。我曾经留过刘海。这让事情变得有点糟。

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Thank you so much! Oh, my God. It's so good to be here. It has been a rough couple of years. I got bangs at one point. Things got dark.

3

我不想要刘海。我只是需要有人来关注一下我，顺便说一下，这招儿管用。你发一张刘海的自拍照，大家都发个火的表情符号配以文字："我支持你，姑娘！”然后发来短信，说“你还好吧？”

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I didn't want bangs. I just needed people to check on me, and, it works, by the way, you post a selfie in bangs, everybody's like, "Fire emoji. You go, girl!" Then they text you, like, "You okay?"

4

我就是这么做的。我留了刘海，两天后，我又第一次做了蘑菇头发型。

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Here's what I did. I got bangs, and then two days later, I did mushrooms for the first time.

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当我做了蘑菇头的时候，我就想，“我应该先做这些。”

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And as soon as I did those mushrooms, I was like, "I should've done these first."

6

如果我能原谅自己，可能就不会留刘海了，但你知道吗？留刘海（受人追捧）的感觉超过了蘑菇头（略尴尬）的感觉。

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Probably wouldn't have gotten these bangs if I forgave myself, huh? But you know what? Having bangs feels exactly like being on mushrooms.

7

（留蘑菇头以后）整个过程中，你都在看着你的朋友，好像在说“我看起来很奇怪吗？”

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The whole time, you're just looking at your friends like, "Do I look weird?"

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“如果我看起来很奇怪，你们会告诉我的，对吧？”他们说，“别告诉她。她会吓一跳。”

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"You guys would tell me if I looked weird, right?" They're like, "Don't tell her. She'll freak out."

1

Our next guest has a new stand-up special, "Look At You," streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome the very funny Taylor Tomlinson.
2

Thank you so much! Oh, my God. It's so good to be here. It has been a rough couple of years. I got bangs at one point. Things got dark.
3

I didn't want bangs. I just needed people to check on me, and, it works, by the way, you post a selfie in bangs, everybody's like, "Fire emoji. You go, girl!" Then they text you, like, "You okay?"
4

Here's what I did. I got bangs, and then two days later, I did mushrooms for the first time.
5

And as soon as I did those mushrooms, I was like, "I should've done these first."
6

Probably wouldn't have gotten these bangs if I forgave myself, huh? But you know what? Having bangs feels exactly like being on mushrooms.
7

The whole time, you're just looking at your friends like, "Do I look weird?"
8

"You guys would tell me if I looked weird, right?" They're like, "Don't tell her. She'll freak out."