为反歧视运动发声 | 口语小本本spoken.cc

[00:00.00]It's tense racially. 
[00:01.36]You can feel it in the country. 
[00:02.59]It's very tense. I worry all the time 
[00:04.42]about people in my life, you know?
[00:05.73]Because, like, my dad is an immigrant, 
[00:07.67]so I worry every day that someone 
[00:09.60]is going to treat him poorly 
[00:10.67]because of the color of his skin.
[00:12.39]And my mom is a white lady 
[00:14.27]from the suburbs, so I worry that 
[00:16.42]she's gonna be the one to do it.
[00:18.90]Dude! Every time my mom starts 
[00:21.52]yelling at my dad for something now, 
[00:23.38]I just start recording her on my cellphone. 
[00:25.34]I'm like, "You're getting canceled, okay?"
[00:28.54]We're trying to be better now. 
[00:30.50]We're trying to be good. It's great. 
[00:31.62]You know, we're in this movement 
[00:33.20]now where, like, people, like, 
[00:34.15]love diversity and, like, 
[00:35.23]everyone loves culture.
[00:36.53]It's amazing. It's very beautiful. 
[00:37.99]It's just, It's exhausting to me now 
[00:39.78]to always have to be, 
[00:41.24]like, proud of my culture.
[00:42.73]Because I never learned how to growing up. 
[00:44.44]Like, all I learned how to do growing up 
[00:45.61]was how to push it away to get by.
[00:47.37]So now it's just frustrating 
[00:48.84]because now I have, like, these, 
[00:50.20]like, woke friends that are mad at me 
[00:52.38]for not being as authentic as they 
[00:54.45]want me to be. They're like, 
[00:56.11]"Why don't you know how to speak Arabic?" 
[00:57.47]And I'm like, "Because I wanted to 
[00:58.60]come to your birthday party in fifth grade, 
[00:59.95]okay? That's why."
[01:01.64]Yeah. No one wanted a kid 
[01:03.60]speaking Arabic at Laser Tag. Like, 
[01:06.42]I don't know if you remember. It's tense.
[01:09.40]I hope it's genuine. 
[01:11.30]That's all I'll say for this movement. 
[01:12.23]I hope it's genuine change. 
[01:13.38]I just don't think it is. 
[01:14.47]It's just, It's too rapid of a shift. 
[01:16.76]You know? It's hard for me to get used to 
[01:18.13]we went really polar opposites. Like, I'm 24, 
[01:20.76]and I remember a different America. 
[01:22.73]That's how recently no one cared about this.
[01:24.96]I remember as a kid, like, I started shaving 
[01:27.13]when I was in fourth grade. 
[01:28.92]When I would go get my hair cut, 
[01:30.52]I would have them thin it out with shears 
[01:33.80]so it wouldn't be curly.
[01:35.13]If my parents packed me lunch 
[01:36.81]with hummus in it, I would throw it all away 
[01:39.59]because I would rather go hungry 
[01:41.63]than be persecuted.
[01:43.43]I hated, like, who I was. 
[01:45.30]You know that feeling? 
[01:47.40]I have vivid memories of kids looking me 
[01:49.68]in my eyes and saying, 
[01:51.32]"Don't think we'll ever forget 
[01:53.59]what you did to our country."
[01:55.31]And now things are different. 
[01:57.48]I was at the grocery store, 
[01:58.78]and I saw pumpkin-spice flavored hummus, 
[02:03.12]and I was like, "Oh, my God. They forgot." 
[02:09.80]My name's Emil Wakim. 
[02:10.46]Thank you guys very much.
[02:11.45]Emil Wakim! There you go. Not too bad. 
[02:15.21]Standing "O." Emil Wakim. You look sharp, 
[02:18.17]buddy. He'll be at The Comedy Attic in 
[02:20.37]Bloomington, Indiana, August 12th and 13th!

为反歧视运动发声

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埃米尔·瓦基姆 Emil Wakim
中东裔美国脱口秀演员

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1

It's tense racially. You can feel it in the country. It's very tense. I worry all the time about people in my life, you know?

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这（不同口音）在种族上会造成紧张。你可以在咱这个国家感受到它。很紧张。我总是担心身边的人，你知道吗?

2

Because, like, my dad is an immigrant, so I worry every day that someone is going to treat him poorly because of the color of his skin.

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因为我爸是（来自中东地区的）移民，所以我每天都担心会有人因为他的肤色而对他不好。

3

And my mom is a white lady from the suburbs, so I worry that she's gonna be the one to do it.

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我妈妈是来自郊区的白人，所以我也担心她会是那个做这件事的人。

4

Dude! Every time my mom starts yelling at my dad for something now, I just start recording her on my cellphone. I'm like, "You're getting canceled⁽¹⁾, okay?"

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老兄！每次我妈因为什么事对我爸大喊大叫，我就开始用手机录她的声音。我还会说“你被抵制了，可以吗？”
⁽¹⁾You're getting canceled，此说法源自Trump执政时期，意思是你被取消关注了，你被抵制、被封杀了。

5

We're trying to be better now. We're trying to be good. It's great. You know, we're in this movement now where, like, people, like, love diversity and, like, everyone loves culture.

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我们正在努力变得更好。我们想做个好人。太棒了。你知道，我们现在处于这样一种变革中，人们喜欢多样性，每个人都有各自喜欢的文化。

6

It's amazing. It's very beautiful. It's just, It's exhausting to me now to always have to be, like, proud of my culture.

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这是神奇的。这是非常好的。只是，我现在已经精疲力尽了，比如，为我的文化感到自豪。

7

Because I never learned how to growing up. Like, all I learned how to do growing up was how to push it away to get by.

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因为我从未学会如何成长。就像，我在成长过程中所学会的只是如何把它推开，然后熬过去。

8

So now it's just frustrating because now I have, like, these, like, woke friends⁽²⁾ that are mad at me for not being as authentic as they want me to be.

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现在我很沮丧，因为现在我有了，那些，比如，对种族歧视敏感的朋友们对我很生气，因为我没有他们想要的那么真实。
⁽²⁾woke friends，2008年，美国黑人女歌手埃里卡·巴度在歌曲《导师》中使用了形容词性的“woke”,随着这首歌的流行，这个词也在社交传媒中更多使用。2013年，美国黑人社会发起“黑人有所谓”运动，表达对黑人遭遇种族歧视和暴力的抗议，形容词性的“woke”使用渐趋普遍。此处“woke”表示“对社会不公、尤其种族歧视的警觉”。新词义来源于近年流行的美国黑人俚语。

9

They're like, "Why don't you know how to speak Arabic?" And I'm like, "Because I wanted to come to your birthday party in fifth grade, okay? That's why."

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他们会说，“你怎么不会说阿拉伯语？”我说，“因为我五年级的时候就想参加你的生日派对，好吗？这就是原因。（怕被歧视）”

10

Yeah. No one wanted a kid speaking Arabic at Laser Tag. Like, I don't know if you remember. It's tense.

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是的。没人想让一个孩子在激光枪战（类似于真人CS游戏）中说阿拉伯语。我不知道你记不记得。这另局面紧张（美国的反恐战略加剧了美国中东裔受歧视现象）。

11

I hope it's genuine. That's all I'll say for this movement. I hope it's genuine change. I just don't think it is. It's just, It's too rapid of a shift. You know? It's hard for me to get used to we went really polar opposites.

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我希望它是真的。这就是我对这场变革的全部看法。我希望这是真正的改变。我却又不这么认为。只是因为这种转变太快了。你知道吗？我很难习惯我们的完全对立。

12

Like, I'm 24, and I remember a different America. That's how recently no one cared about this.

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比如，我才24岁，我记得一个完全不同的美国。所以最近才没人关心这个。

13

I remember as a kid, like, I started shaving when I was in fourth grade. When I would go get my hair cut, I would have them thin it out with shears so it wouldn't be curly.

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我记得小时候，我四年级的时候就开始刮胡子了。当我去剪头发时，我会用剪子把头发剪薄，这样就不会卷了。（他小时候正值911事件后的反恐大潮，他作为中东裔很自卑）

14

If my parents packed me lunch with hummus in it, I would throw it all away because I would rather go hungry than be persecuted.

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如果我的父母给我带了午餐，里面有鹰嘴豆泥（传统的阿拉伯菜），我会把它全扔掉，因为我宁愿挨饿也不愿被迫害。

15

I hated, like, who I was. You know that feeling? I have vivid memories of kids looking me in my eyes and saying, "Don't think we'll ever forget what you did to our country."

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我恨我自己。你知道那种感觉吗？我清楚地记得孩子们看着我的眼睛说，“不要认为我们永远不会忘记你对我们国家做过的事（把他当恐怖分子了）。”

16

And now things are different. I was at the grocery store, and I saw pumpkin-spice flavored hummus, and I was like, "Oh, my God. They forgot." My name's Emil Wakim. Thank you guys very much.

显示译文▼

现在情况不同了。我在杂货店，看到了南瓜味的鹰嘴豆泥（阿拉伯菜），我就想“天啊，他们忘记了（至少比以前包容了）。”我叫埃米尔·瓦基姆。非常感谢你们。

17

Emil Wakim! There you go. Not too bad. Standing "O."⁽³⁾ Emil Wakim. You look sharp, buddy. He'll be at The Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana, August 12th and 13th!

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埃米尔·瓦基姆！那就这样吧。不太坏。起立鼓掌，埃米尔·瓦基姆。你看起来很精神，伙计。他将于8月12日和13日在印第安纳州伯明顿的喜剧阁楼出演!
⁽³⁾Standing "O"，O是ovation的缩写，意为鼓掌、热烈欢迎、热烈鼓掌。

1

这（不同口音）在种族上会造成紧张。你可以在咱这个国家感受到它。很紧张。我总是担心身边的人，你知道吗?

显示原文▼

It's tense racially. You can feel it in the country. It's very tense. I worry all the time about people in my life, you know?

2

因为我爸是（来自中东地区的）移民，所以我每天都担心会有人因为他的肤色而对他不好。

显示原文▼

Because, like, my dad is an immigrant, so I worry every day that someone is going to treat him poorly because of the color of his skin.

3

我妈妈是来自郊区的白人，所以我也担心她会是那个做这件事的人。

显示原文▼

And my mom is a white lady from the suburbs, so I worry that she's gonna be the one to do it.

4

老兄！每次我妈因为什么事对我爸大喊大叫，我就开始用手机录她的声音。我还会说“你被抵制了，可以吗？”

显示原文▼

Dude! Every time my mom starts yelling at my dad for something now, I just start recording her on my cellphone. I'm like, "You're getting canceled⁽¹⁾, okay?"
⁽¹⁾You're getting canceled，此说法源自Trump执政时期，意思是你被取消关注了，你被抵制、被封杀了。

5

我们正在努力变得更好。我们想做个好人。太棒了。你知道，我们现在处于这样一种变革中，人们喜欢多样性，每个人都有各自喜欢的文化。

显示原文▼

We're trying to be better now. We're trying to be good. It's great. You know, we're in this movement now where, like, people, like, love diversity and, like, everyone loves culture.

6

这是神奇的。这是非常好的。只是，我现在已经精疲力尽了，比如，为我的文化感到自豪。

显示原文▼

It's amazing. It's very beautiful. It's just, It's exhausting to me now to always have to be, like, proud of my culture.

7

因为我从未学会如何成长。就像，我在成长过程中所学会的只是如何把它推开，然后熬过去。

显示原文▼

Because I never learned how to growing up. Like, all I learned how to do growing up was how to push it away to get by.

8

现在我很沮丧，因为现在我有了，那些，比如，对种族歧视敏感的朋友们对我很生气，因为我没有他们想要的那么真实。

显示原文▼

So now it's just frustrating because now I have, like, these, like, woke friends⁽²⁾ that are mad at me for not being as authentic as they want me to be.
⁽²⁾woke friends，2008年，美国黑人女歌手埃里卡·巴度在歌曲《导师》中使用了形容词性的“woke”,随着这首歌的流行，这个词也在社交传媒中更多使用。2013年，美国黑人社会发起“黑人有所谓”运动，表达对黑人遭遇种族歧视和暴力的抗议，形容词性的“woke”使用渐趋普遍。此处“woke”表示“对社会不公、尤其种族歧视的警觉”。新词义来源于近年流行的美国黑人俚语。

9

他们会说，“你怎么不会说阿拉伯语？”我说，“因为我五年级的时候就想参加你的生日派对，好吗？这就是原因。（怕被歧视）”

显示原文▼

They're like, "Why don't you know how to speak Arabic?" And I'm like, "Because I wanted to come to your birthday party in fifth grade, okay? That's why."

10

是的。没人想让一个孩子在激光枪战（类似于真人CS游戏）中说阿拉伯语。我不知道你记不记得。这另局面紧张（美国的反恐战略加剧了美国中东裔受歧视现象）。

显示原文▼

Yeah. No one wanted a kid speaking Arabic at Laser Tag. Like, I don't know if you remember. It's tense.

11

我希望它是真的。这就是我对这场变革的全部看法。我希望这是真正的改变。我却又不这么认为。只是因为这种转变太快了。你知道吗？我很难习惯我们的完全对立。

显示原文▼

I hope it's genuine. That's all I'll say for this movement. I hope it's genuine change. I just don't think it is. It's just, It's too rapid of a shift. You know? It's hard for me to get used to we went really polar opposites.

12

比如，我才24岁，我记得一个完全不同的美国。所以最近才没人关心这个。

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Like, I'm 24, and I remember a different America. That's how recently no one cared about this.

13

我记得小时候，我四年级的时候就开始刮胡子了。当我去剪头发时，我会用剪子把头发剪薄，这样就不会卷了。（他小时候正值911事件后的反恐大潮，他作为中东裔很自卑）

显示原文▼

I remember as a kid, like, I started shaving when I was in fourth grade. When I would go get my hair cut, I would have them thin it out with shears so it wouldn't be curly.

14

如果我的父母给我带了午餐，里面有鹰嘴豆泥（传统的阿拉伯菜），我会把它全扔掉，因为我宁愿挨饿也不愿被迫害。

显示原文▼

If my parents packed me lunch with hummus in it, I would throw it all away because I would rather go hungry than be persecuted.

15

我恨我自己。你知道那种感觉吗？我清楚地记得孩子们看着我的眼睛说，“不要认为我们永远不会忘记你对我们国家做过的事（把他当恐怖分子了）。”

显示原文▼

I hated, like, who I was. You know that feeling? I have vivid memories of kids looking me in my eyes and saying, "Don't think we'll ever forget what you did to our country."

16

现在情况不同了。我在杂货店，看到了南瓜味的鹰嘴豆泥（阿拉伯菜），我就想“天啊，他们忘记了（至少比以前包容了）。”我叫埃米尔·瓦基姆。非常感谢你们。

显示原文▼

And now things are different. I was at the grocery store, and I saw pumpkin-spice flavored hummus, and I was like, "Oh, my God. They forgot." My name's Emil Wakim. Thank you guys very much.

17

埃米尔·瓦基姆！那就这样吧。不太坏。起立鼓掌，埃米尔·瓦基姆。你看起来很精神，伙计。他将于8月12日和13日在印第安纳州伯明顿的喜剧阁楼出演!

显示原文▼

Emil Wakim! There you go. Not too bad. Standing "O."⁽³⁾ Emil Wakim. You look sharp, buddy. He'll be at The Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana, August 12th and 13th!
⁽³⁾Standing "O"，O是ovation的缩写，意为鼓掌、热烈欢迎、热烈鼓掌。

1

It's tense racially. You can feel it in the country. It's very tense. I worry all the time about people in my life, you know?
2

Because, like, my dad is an immigrant, so I worry every day that someone is going to treat him poorly because of the color of his skin.
3

And my mom is a white lady from the suburbs, so I worry that she's gonna be the one to do it.
4

Dude! Every time my mom starts yelling at my dad for something now, I just start recording her on my cellphone. I'm like, "You're getting canceled⁽¹⁾, okay?"
5

We're trying to be better now. We're trying to be good. It's great. You know, we're in this movement now where, like, people, like, love diversity and, like, everyone loves culture.
6

It's amazing. It's very beautiful. It's just, It's exhausting to me now to always have to be, like, proud of my culture.
7

Because I never learned how to growing up. Like, all I learned how to do growing up was how to push it away to get by.
8

So now it's just frustrating because now I have, like, these, like, woke friends⁽²⁾ that are mad at me for not being as authentic as they want me to be.
9

They're like, "Why don't you know how to speak Arabic?" And I'm like, "Because I wanted to come to your birthday party in fifth grade, okay? That's why."
10

Yeah. No one wanted a kid speaking Arabic at Laser Tag. Like, I don't know if you remember. It's tense.
11

I hope it's genuine. That's all I'll say for this movement. I hope it's genuine change. I just don't think it is. It's just, It's too rapid of a shift. You know? It's hard for me to get used to we went really polar opposites.
12

Like, I'm 24, and I remember a different America. That's how recently no one cared about this.
13

I remember as a kid, like, I started shaving when I was in fourth grade. When I would go get my hair cut, I would have them thin it out with shears so it wouldn't be curly.
14

If my parents packed me lunch with hummus in it, I would throw it all away because I would rather go hungry than be persecuted.
15

I hated, like, who I was. You know that feeling? I have vivid memories of kids looking me in my eyes and saying, "Don't think we'll ever forget what you did to our country."
16

And now things are different. I was at the grocery store, and I saw pumpkin-spice flavored hummus, and I was like, "Oh, my God. They forgot." My name's Emil Wakim. Thank you guys very much.
17

Emil Wakim! There you go. Not too bad. Standing "O."⁽³⁾ Emil Wakim. You look sharp, buddy. He'll be at The Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana, August 12th and 13th!