跟我长得像的人都不帅

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Our next guest is featured in season 3 of "The Standups" available on Netflix this December. Please welcome the very funny⁽¹⁾ Dusty Slay!

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我们下一位嘉宾将出现在今年12月在Netflix播出的《单口喜剧》第三季，欢迎非常有趣的杜史迪·斯雷！
⁽¹⁾very funny，尤其是在跟对方不是很熟情况，说“Very funny”会很尴尬，在陌生人之间它不表示对方很有趣，而是有“你可真逗、得了吧、拉倒吧”的意思。介绍自己非常熟的人的时候可以说。

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Alright. Okay. We're having a good time. And okay. Well, I'm pumped to be here. People always tell me I look like somebody.

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好吧。好吧。我们玩得很开心。好的，我很高兴能来这里。人们总说我长得像什么人。

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You know, They're always like, "You look like Joe Dirt." Or "You look like 'Wayne's World.'" "You look like Jay and Silent Bob."

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他们总是像这样说“你长得像《乔·迪尔特历险记》里的Joe Dir”，或者“你看起来像《反斗智多星》里的Wayne”，“你看起来像《白烂贱客》里的Jay”。（这几个主角都是金色长发男子）

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One guy was like, "You look like a Walmart Billy Ray Cyrus⁽¹⁾." I was like, "Dang, I didn't know you could get more Walmart than Billy Ray Cyrus." I thought that was as Walmart as it got.

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有个人说“你看起来像沃尔玛·比利·雷·塞勒斯”我说“天哪，我不知道在你印象里沃尔玛能超过他(比利·雷·塞勒斯)！”，我想那就是你印象中的沃尔玛。
⁽²⁾此处为一个口误把"William威廉"说成了"Walmart沃尔玛"的笑话，William "Billy" Ray Cyrus，威廉·"比利"·雷·赛勒斯，美国乡村音乐歌手、词曲作者、演员以及慈善家。“billy"一般用作William的简称。

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But people always tell me I look like their cousin. They're always like, "You look just like my cousin. Just like my cousin."

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但人们总是说我长得像他们的远房兄弟。他们总是说，“你长得像我表哥，就像我表哥一样。”

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And then every time they show me a picture, it's never a good-looking dude.

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每次他们给我看照片，从来都不是帅哥。

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I'm always, I'm never like, "Man, I appreciate that." I'm always like, "That's what you think I look like? That's how I look to you?"

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我从来都不会说“伙计，我很感激。”我总是说“这就是我在你心目中的模样？你就是这样看我的吗？”

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"You ever see a bad picture of yourself and you know that you don't look like that? But also deep down inside you know that you did look like that?"

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“你看自己的糟糕照片时，你觉得自己并不像那样？但在内心深处你也知道你长得像那样？”

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I mean, like, that camera didn't make that up, right? Like, it might have caught you in a bad moment, but that's you in that picture.

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我是说，那相机不会瞎编，对吧？比方说，照片会让你困惑，但照片里的人就是你。

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Now, the question you got to ask yourself is "How often am I looking like that? And what do I got to do to never look like that again?"

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现在，你要问自己的问题是“我多久会变成那样一次？”我要怎么做才能不再变成那样？”

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我们下一位嘉宾将出现在今年12月在Netflix播出的《单口喜剧》第三季，欢迎非常有趣的杜史迪·斯雷！

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Our next guest is featured in season 3 of "The Standups" available on Netflix this December. Please welcome the very funny⁽¹⁾ Dusty Slay!
⁽¹⁾very funny，尤其是在跟对方不是很熟情况，说“Very funny”会很尴尬，在陌生人之间它不表示对方很有趣，而是有“你可真逗、得了吧、拉倒吧”的意思。介绍自己非常熟的人的时候可以说。

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好吧。好吧。我们玩得很开心。好的，我很高兴能来这里。人们总说我长得像什么人。

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Alright. Okay. We're having a good time. And okay. Well, I'm pumped to be here. People always tell me I look like somebody.

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他们总是像这样说“你长得像《乔·迪尔特历险记》里的Joe Dir”，或者“你看起来像《反斗智多星》里的Wayne”，“你看起来像《白烂贱客》里的Jay”。（这几个主角都是金色长发男子）

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You know, They're always like, "You look like Joe Dirt." Or "You look like 'Wayne's World.'" "You look like Jay and Silent Bob."

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有个人说“你看起来像沃尔玛·比利·雷·塞勒斯”我说“天哪，我不知道在你印象里沃尔玛能超过他(比利·雷·塞勒斯)！”，我想那就是你印象中的沃尔玛。

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One guy was like, "You look like a Walmart Billy Ray Cyrus⁽¹⁾." I was like, "Dang, I didn't know you could get more Walmart than Billy Ray Cyrus." I thought that was as Walmart as it got.
⁽²⁾此处为一个口误把"William威廉"说成了"Walmart沃尔玛"的笑话，William "Billy" Ray Cyrus，威廉·"比利"·雷·赛勒斯，美国乡村音乐歌手、词曲作者、演员以及慈善家。“billy"一般用作William的简称。

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但人们总是说我长得像他们的远房兄弟。他们总是说，“你长得像我表哥，就像我表哥一样。”

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But people always tell me I look like their cousin. They're always like, "You look just like my cousin. Just like my cousin."

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每次他们给我看照片，从来都不是帅哥。

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And then every time they show me a picture, it's never a good-looking dude.

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我从来都不会说“伙计，我很感激。”我总是说“这就是我在你心目中的模样？你就是这样看我的吗？”

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I'm always, I'm never like, "Man, I appreciate that." I'm always like, "That's what you think I look like? That's how I look to you?"

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“你看自己的糟糕照片时，你觉得自己并不像那样？但在内心深处你也知道你长得像那样？”

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"You ever see a bad picture of yourself and you know that you don't look like that? But also deep down inside you know that you did look like that?"

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我是说，那相机不会瞎编，对吧？比方说，照片会让你困惑，但照片里的人就是你。

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I mean, like, that camera didn't make that up, right? Like, it might have caught you in a bad moment, but that's you in that picture.

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现在，你要问自己的问题是“我多久会变成那样一次？”我要怎么做才能不再变成那样？”

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Now, the question you got to ask yourself is "How often am I looking like that? And what do I got to do to never look like that again?"

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Our next guest is featured in season 3 of "The Standups" available on Netflix this December. Please welcome the very funny⁽¹⁾ Dusty Slay!
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Alright. Okay. We're having a good time. And okay. Well, I'm pumped to be here. People always tell me I look like somebody.
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You know, They're always like, "You look like Joe Dirt." Or "You look like 'Wayne's World.'" "You look like Jay and Silent Bob."
4

One guy was like, "You look like a Walmart Billy Ray Cyrus⁽¹⁾." I was like, "Dang, I didn't know you could get more Walmart than Billy Ray Cyrus." I thought that was as Walmart as it got.
5

But people always tell me I look like their cousin. They're always like, "You look just like my cousin. Just like my cousin."
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And then every time they show me a picture, it's never a good-looking dude.
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I'm always, I'm never like, "Man, I appreciate that." I'm always like, "That's what you think I look like? That's how I look to you?"
8

"You ever see a bad picture of yourself and you know that you don't look like that? But also deep down inside you know that you did look like that?"
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I mean, like, that camera didn't make that up, right? Like, it might have caught you in a bad moment, but that's you in that picture.
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Now, the question you got to ask yourself is "How often am I looking like that? And what do I got to do to never look like that again?"

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