If you google Conan in any country that I'm the first thing that comes up, all right? which is as it should be? except in one country, Japan, okay?
Yeah please, let's not get angry here, let me explain it. - Wow, this crowd, okay, you're ready to go anti Japan.
是的，请不要生气，我解释一下。 - 哇，瞧把这群观众气的，好吧，你们准备好去反日了。
I just learned in Japan the first thing that comes up if you google Conan, is a manga an anime character named and this is true Detective Conan.
This is the first thing that comes up, Detective Conan, there he is, he's a man who's trapped in a child's body and solves crimes, yeah, trapped in a child's body.
Hey Conan, so I was like what is this all about? Never else the world Conan I come up except Japan Detective Conan.
So I decided to learn more about this Detective Conan character the results were very interesting, like me Japanese Conan has long skinny legs. okay?
He has distinctive hair, he always wears a suit spends all day asking people questions and his extremely cartoonish and again a man trapped in a child's body.
Plus just for reference this is a picture of me as a schoolboy, I don't know if you notice any similarities.
Now let me go further not only that detective conan was created in 1994, what a coincidence that's the year after I went on the air?
Well detective conan has become so popular in Japan, there are now Conan live-action movies, Conan cafes and this really blew my mind and it's absolutely true, an actual city that's been renamed Conan town.
Yes here's a map of Conan town, here's one of the town's trains, they even have a statue of detective Conan in the center of town.
Yeah, making the same kind of douche-baggy expression that I've been doing for years, now someone's been making a lot of money off the Asian version of me for 24 years.
Now listen, I'm a reasonable person, and I think we can make this whole ugly business go away for several trillion Yen.
Yeah in fact to be specific I think three trillion Yen would be appropriate, don't you? three trillions. - A lot of Yen. - A lot of Yen.
是的，具体来说，我认为三万亿日元是合适的，不是吗？三万亿。 - 很多日元。 - 很多日元。
Now don't make me lawyer up Japan I know you guys are watching, so here's the deal, if you want to keep this thing out of court.
Send a check for three trillion Yen to the more famous Conan, 4-thousand Warner Boulevard Burbank California nine one five two two.