Our next guest has a new stand-up special, "Look At You," streaming now on Netflix. Please welcome the very funny Taylor Tomlinson.
Thank you so much! Oh, my God. It's so good to be here. It has been a rough couple of years. I got bangs at one point. Things got dark.
I didn't want bangs. I just needed people to check on me, and, it works, by the way, you post a selfie in bangs, everybody's like, "Fire emoji. You go, girl!" Then they text you, like, "You okay?"
Here's what I did. I got bangs, and then two days later, I did mushrooms for the first time.
And as soon as I did those mushrooms, I was like, "I should've done these first."
Probably wouldn't have gotten these bangs if I forgave myself, huh? But you know what? Having bangs feels exactly like being on mushrooms.
The whole time, you're just looking at your friends like, "Do I look weird?"
"You guys would tell me if I looked weird, right?" They're like, "Don't tell her. She'll freak out."