Our next guest is featured in season 3 of "The Standups" available on Netflix this December. Please welcome the very funny⁽¹⁾ Dusty Slay!
我们下一位嘉宾将出现在今年12月在Netflix播出的《单口喜剧》第三季，欢迎非常有趣的杜史迪·斯雷！⁽¹⁾very funny，尤其是在跟对方不是很熟情况，说“Very funny”会很尴尬，在陌生人之间它不表示对方很有趣，而是有“你可真逗、得了吧、拉倒吧”的意思。介绍自己非常熟的人的时候可以说。
Alright. Okay. We're having a good time. And okay. Well, I'm pumped to be here. People always tell me I look like somebody.
You know, They're always like, "You look like Joe Dirt." Or "You look like 'Wayne's World.'" "You look like Jay and Silent Bob."
One guy was like, "You look like a Walmart Billy Ray Cyrus⁽¹⁾." I was like, "Dang, I didn't know you could get more Walmart than Billy Ray Cyrus." I thought that was as Walmart as it got.
有个人说“你看起来像沃尔玛·比利·雷·塞勒斯”我说“天哪，我不知道在你印象里沃尔玛能超过他(比利·雷·塞勒斯)！”，我想那就是你印象中的沃尔玛。⁽²⁾此处为一个口误把"William威廉"说成了"Walmart沃尔玛"的笑话，William "Billy" Ray Cyrus，威廉·"比利"·雷·赛勒斯，美国乡村音乐歌手、词曲作者、演员以及慈善家。“billy"一般用作William的简称。
But people always tell me I look like their cousin. They're always like, "You look just like my cousin. Just like my cousin."
And then every time they show me a picture, it's never a good-looking dude.
I'm always, I'm never like, "Man, I appreciate that." I'm always like, "That's what you think I look like? That's how I look to you?"
"You ever see a bad picture of yourself and you know that you don't look like that? But also deep down inside you know that you did look like that?"
I mean, like, that camera didn't make that up, right? Like, it might have caught you in a bad moment, but that's you in that picture.
Now, the question you got to ask yourself is "How often am I looking like that? And what do I got to do to never look like that again?"